m.o.n.i.c.a.

Mask On In Car Always

The brand new BMW with the blue smoke coming out of the exhaust, has M.O.N.I.C.A. behind the wheel. I think we can safely assume she will be making a left turn!

by jayskind1 October 8, 2021

l.m.e.y.o.s.y.s.a.c.i.m.o

let me eat yo open sandwich yam salad and caramel iced macchiato ostrich

When you wanna get freaky with yo girl, yo tell her; “l.m.e.y.o.s.y.s.a.c.i.m.o.” *add winky face*

by sexayyyybeastieeee69696969 January 10, 2020

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no

I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

by zygga April 25, 2025

l.m.r.y.f.t.i.c.a.o.y

Let me ride your face till I cum all over you

Yooo L.M.R.Y.F.T.I.C.A.O.Y tonight babe.
Ok anytime babygirl.

by Faceriderrrr November 24, 2018

S.M.D.T.I.C.A.O.Y.F

Suck my dick till I come all over your face

Do you wanna S.M.D.T.I.C.A.O.Y.F tonight

by Aaaaaa15 September 23, 2023

A.C.Q.E.E.I.A.Y.M.C.A.O.C.A.T.V.M.R.R.E.Q.T.M.E

Oh, how I wish in this instant to hug you and sing thousands of songs in your ears at your life, and in your life gift you many roses, it's because you made me fall for you.

Boy: A.C.Q.E.E.I.A.Y.M.C.A.O.C.A.T.V.M.R.R.E.Q.T.M.E <3

Girl: Omg awhh, I love you <3

by urlatinagf September 10, 2021