nutsackery

nutsack-related funny business

Tom: Hello, Jake
Jake: Oh... hey, Tom. What's up?
Tom: If I didn't know better, I'd say there's some nutsackery going on in here.

by Craigers McCraigers October 9, 2008

thumb detecting nut fucker

The right tool for every job.
Sometimes erroneously called a crescent wrench.
If you have nuts that need rounded off or a hand that needs fresh blood blisters, lay your mitts upon this tool and go to town. You'll come up with curse words never before uttered in the history of mankind as the wrench slips, mashing your hand into something hard and unforgiving.

Fellow 1: What happened to your hand?
Fellow 2: Tried to open a jar with the thumb detecting nut fucker.
Fellow 1: Say no more.

by J.Agnew November 6, 2017

nutbucker

a child prostitute around the ages of 14 and 15. You can usually find them in a dark alley or corner. they usually prefer 40 year old white men around 250 pounds.

Damn, i was with this short nutbucker yesterday.

That nutbucker only cost me 50 cents, she was so easy!

by yahomeskilletcracker March 3, 2008

Netfucked

The moment you realize you've spent more time searching for things to watch on Netflix than actually watching anything on Netflix.

Damn, there's nothing good on Netflix. I feel so netfucked! :(

by the Perdverts May 10, 2014

numfuckery

an abundance of stupidity or stupid actions

i walked into a room and was surrounded by numfuckery

by i didnt know October 6, 2016

nutfustery

a shambolic state, a situation of debacle or disaster

Norm could not believe how the claim was handled like a nutfustery...

by Evil M December 7, 2006

Nugfucked

Intoxicated and have an immense love for nuggets.

A result of being 'nugfucked' May be waking up with a half chewed mcnug in your mouth.

Being nugfucked always means you had a top night.

She is nugfucked.

by Nuggethead July 14, 2014