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Nut Cracker

A game in which a group of boys stand in a circle, and in the middle there is a cracker, the boys must masturbate at the same time, and the last boy to ejaculate on the said cracker has to eat it.
Yo we were playing the Nut Cracker game, and Daves had hella smegma on the cracker
by Ortis Barash May 20, 2025
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Russian Nut Cracker

The brutal act, of being restrained, and having a set of vice grip pliers, clamped to ether testicle at the same time, as a form of torture. Performed by the KGB when exchange of information is absolutely necessary. This will often cause extreme pain, often popped testicles, and leave the victim unable to speak in low baritone voices.
Guy 2: "Dude, Poor Joe."
Guy 3: "What happened to him?"
Guy 2: "He got the Russian Nut Cracker..."

Guy 1: (In a really high voice)"Hi Guys!"
by Sangelo December 16, 2009
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Allabama nut cracker

The art of standing on one leg and kicking yourself in the testicles. This act would normaly take place before foreplay or in a confession box.
That hoe was real dirty, so i showed that bitch an allabama nut cracker n she shat herself
by Jamesk December 11, 2008
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Confederate Nut Cracker

A person who comes up from behind and kicks you in the balls, drops you to your knees and then allows you to get back up
Watch this, I'm going to give this guy a Confederate Nut Cracker!
by Lothar January 13, 2018
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australian nut cracker

tying fire crackers to your balls and igniting them. leading to a a firey and cum-filled explosion
I woke up and smelt smoke?
Dude don't you remember the australian nut cracker you did
by user2234565 March 25, 2026
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cracker jack nut

Some one lacks intelligence or simply forgets he's being stupid in other words it's a word that i made up and gave the meanin to my bro travis
"hey travis u r being a total cracker jack nut"
by mr.3000 April 22, 2008
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Nut cracked

When you are jerking of on porn and you start crying cuz it is good.
"Hi wasuup why do you have red eyes?"
"I got Nut cracked"
What kind of porn
Sadomaso
by Mevri October 10, 2018
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