numpty

A person who never has or never will have a f*ing clue what he is doing

Bobby Gould

by Nested One October 14, 2003

numpty

An idiot, a silly person

"You're going to look like a right numpty."

by Mad Walrus August 4, 2002

Numpti

No Understanding, Mainly Pertaining To Ineptitude.

Commonly used to describe IT departments as in 'they're a bunch of Numpties'

by Slimeburger June 22, 2008

numpty

Dialect, chiefly scots. A bumbling fool or one who is intellectually challanged.
(plural : numpties)

"they numpties couldnae organise a pissup in a brewery."
In reference to MSPs( members of scottish parliment)

by Gerry K. April 26, 2005

Numpty

a scottish term, short for numb-skull.
idiot
pratt
wally

" away n'shite, ya fuckin' Numpty "

by Lord Howard Hurtz March 23, 2004

numpty

a person so stupid they are incapable of understanding the simpliest of things

John Hall is a Numpty for his festive headwear

by Ted McDanger January 20, 2005

numpty

Numpty first surfaced on the terraces of west of Scotland football grounds, many many years ago. A player who couldn't hit a cow's arse with a shovel would be a f***ing numpty.

"Awww Jimmy you f************ing numpty!! You couldnae score wi' ma' sister!"

by Owen January 2, 2004