nooneder

Synonym to No Wonder. It is used when the person typing to you is either drunk, stupid, tired, sleepy, or does not know how to use letters below "T" on a cell phone.

Zone MonkRX: I had a midday nap
wastedday542: i did too
wastedday542: from 2:30- 4:30
wastedday542: but...mun is a sleep depriving bitch
Zone MonkRX: nooneder you didn't do any of your HW

by mRX November 14, 2006

Noured

(V.) -The act of being astounded by brutal honesty that is just short of being offensive

Oh my god i can't believe that Tyler noured yesterday over the topic of feminism

by Buchholz2930 January 27, 2015

noureddin

good man.
shrek praises his toes.
meme god.
fat but doesn't like it.

always smiling.
good man.

"noureddin, you are a good man"

by ill_shrek_lli June 13, 2019

Noneday

A day in which nothing productive is done, so it feels as if the day never existed. A wasted day.

What day was today? Sunday?
Noneday.

by Penguin January 17, 2005

Nonedies

When your girl puts on underwear when she is on her period. When usually she doesn't wear any underwear at all.

Bro 1: did you have sex last night?
Bro 2: no, she had her nonedies on.

by The original Sweve October 29, 2015

Neuned

When you kick your friend directly in the butthole from behind.

I neuned Chris the other day, and he's still walking funny.

by b3rz3rk3r September 28, 2018

Getting nooned

When someone pops a cap in your ass old west style. Typically with a six shooter, but it can happen with a lever action rifle.

I love it when I watch westerns and is getting nooned!!!!!

by Panagakis42069 March 17, 2022