Nought

A word to describe your asshole/arsehole/anus

A gave her/him/them one up the nought

My nought is on fire this morning after that curry last night

by cannonpants August 12, 2023

nought

a woman's back passage that you want to get all up in

"I'd tongue that nought"

by big snoop dogg November 28, 2004

Nought to semi

The phrase used to judge how sexually aroused you were, or how sexually aroused someone would make you.
The phrase plays on 0 - 60mph, with "Semi" being a half erect penis

*DAMN! I went Nought to semi in 2.4!

*She'd get it Nought to semi in about 1.7!

by DaveG217 May 25, 2006

Chuffing Noughts

Westcountry term for mammory glands.

Synonyms: Baps, tits, cottage loaves, wabs..

"Aye, she 'ad a fine pair o' chuffing noughts.."

by Esteban Lorenzo August 19, 2003

Noughts

A EDM Artist that likes to release Trap and Future Bass

Some Random: Yoooo, did you hear that new track by Noughts?
You: WTF, no show me!

by RESTRICTEDofficial September 25, 2018

Nought to sort

When someone who used to be ugly, becomes very attractive. From a 'nought' or 'zero out of ten', to a 'sort', a term used to describe attractive people by some Londoners and Cockneys.

Man 1- "Oi, mate, you seen that bird , Chantelle, these days?"
Man 2-"Yeah geez, she used to be clapped as hell but now she's gorgeous"
Man 1-"Proper nought to sort"
Man 2-"Trust me"

by Gabalarr April 19, 2016

good after-nought-o'clock

A greeting you might use in the after-nought-o'clock.

Good after-nought-o'clock.

by Ñuñuñuñuñuñu August 12, 2025