notsies

A really unfortunate-sounding way of adding flair to the word "not".

Lily: "Hey, are you going to Jacob's bar mitzvah?"
Jessica: "Ew, I don't like Jacob. I think notsies."
Lily: "...I beg your pardon?!"

by Peter W.N. August 25, 2009

notee

the oppiste of a goatee. There is hair everywhere on your face except where the goatee is.

by yof July 13, 2003

NOTSTEVE

Up and coming rapper i met on myspace. He is a pretty dope rapper, his flows are sick and hes hella fine so thats a plus. His lyrics are as good as jin and hes famous around the 626 socal area.

OMG have you seen NOTSTEVE hes killin it.

by COACH KOFFLER February 24, 2009

nutseeker

Any small dog that continually insists on jumping in your lap and landing on your nads.

After that little nutseeker smashed my sack for the thirtieth time, I had no choice but to practice my golf swing with it. Now my golf game is vastly improved, and my sack is left alone.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

noteef

A kid with long, crooked, old-gopher type teeth who slurs all his/her/its words. Mashed together out of the Egyptian word "no", and the Assyrian word, "teeth".

Noteef #1: Man I 'ont even no wit no bi sittin' cheef ars dough-boy yella feva mofo.

Gerald : Nigga, you need subtitles.
Noteef #2: Got hith ath!

by 11010010010010 March 4, 2016

notserp

a sexy male who has no job and all he does is go on twitter

"damn, you're a notserp"
"wow, can't believe ur a notserp man"

by Pseudonyms are Stupidic kinda January 11, 2023

I Do Not See The Printer

A more complicated version of the phrase "Fax No Printer" which means someone is speaking the truth. Since there is "no printer" then you simply say you can't see the printer

"Our English teacher is really got huh?" "I do not see the Printer"

by CousinDater October 6, 2020