do not @ me

Typically found on twitter, this is often used in joke constructions and other lighthearted comments to suggest that the speaker doesn't want to receive any feedback or refutation on their comment. Saying don't @ suggests that the speaker doesn't expect or want a back and forth.

Ex 1. The GSW are unwatchable now that Kevin Durant sold out for a ring, don't @ me.

Ex 2. Popcorn is better with unsalted butter, do not @ me.

by Norman Macdonald November 20, 2016

It's Not Me, It's You

The true meaning behind the popular term, it's not you, it's me.

I told her, it's not me, it's you, because that was the truth.

by Nathan Prenovost June 11, 2006

You pronounced this nonsense. Not me.

A phrase used to politely tell a person: "You're a delusional fucking idiot, I'm not dealing with you anymore." Usually used as a way of ending internet arguments with people who say insane shit.

This phrase was first used by some russian official (who gives a fuck about his name?) on Twitter, when the user LivFaustDieJung pointed out that this official's tweet basically implied that russia's justification for bombing Ukrainian civilians was that there was an "internal" conflict in Donbas, and some people died as a result.
By responding with "You pronounced this nonsense. Not me." this shitface tried to claim that what LivFaustDieJung said was just some made up BS, even though, in reality, they only reiterated his original tweet.

This phrase, however, was seized by NAFO, who started using it as a response to shut down russian trolls.

Karen: VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM! THE EARTH IS FLAT! 5G GOVERNMENT CONTROL! THEY ARE LYING TO YOU, @GIGACHAD, DON'T YOU SEE?! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!!
Gigachad: You pronounced this nonsense. Not me.

by Roman Shosirobe September 9, 2022

oomshi but not me

A phrase used when one is complaining about all the attention given to Tumblr user David Oomshi but not their own blog. Usually used when one is feeling lonely and wishing that people would want to talk to them, and they try to get their attention, but nobody listens. Because they are all so focused on Oomshi.
You know why?
Because David Oomshi Oliva is superior to all.

people google oomshi but not me
someone wrote a urbandictionary definition for oomshi but not me
I guess if my URL was a nonsense word it would help

by bluegreengrass June 4, 2013

It's Not Me Here

An expression used as an excuse when in a location that may be compromising or embarassing.

"Hello <winks> It's Not Me Here!"

by C January 10, 2004

kiss him not me

A manga that recently became an anime. A definition of it? This is so perfect and will never happen to your lives, fujoshis.

I read "Kiss him not me" last month and now I'm crying in a pile of yaoi merchandise.

by Thatbakayoulove May 22, 2017

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by Gbungper September 27, 2023