Nosebating

To continuously press together on the frontal sinus, (part of nose) whilst having a blocked up nose. It tends to give a feeling of relaxation and ends in nose-ejaculation.

Also known as:

Nose w*nking

Sinus pleasure

'Sh*t mate, where did you go'

'Sorry lad, just went for a cheeky nose bate, was brilliant!'
'Sorry I'm late, had to go nosebating'

by Thebuildingfallingdown April 21, 2014

Nocation

When you 're trying to say, "notation", but you have a stroke half-way through.

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Donald: "So, the proper nocation would then be-"
Colin: "Nocation?"
Donald: "Fuck."

by Ve-Nam@TheYoungCashRegister March 13, 2018

Notication

A short, more efficient version of the word "Notification".

I just got a notication from Twitter.

by TheEnglishWoman May 13, 2023