Noper

crazy person, usually male, as a rule cannot type ot text without making large, frequent mistakes, which subsequently become the object of ridicule in his social circle. The term was coined because of a mistake involving nober being written as noper.

"you fucking noper" to show contempt at a foolish behaviour or just to remind the noper that he is a noper

by Rhiannon and Lukey April 17, 2008

Get your nopes up

Something to tell a friend when they foolishly have their hopes up and it just ain't gonna happen.

Bart: "I'm gonna ask Trixie to the prom! We'll get a limo and stay at the Four Seasons! I'll get my weenie wet in all the right ways!"
Archie: "Slow down, B-man! Trixie is going with the Ad-man! You'd better get your nopes up and back to your garbage reality."

by von groovy August 25, 2018

nopes

A playful way of saying no.

tyler: are you drunk or something?
jed: nopes.

by sfjedi January 6, 2009

nopers

opposite of yeppers and in every way better than Kaylee's word

Announcer: your word is nopers
Girl: can u use it in a sentence?
Announcer: nopers

by Todd Paige January 22, 2009

noperoo

Meaning no.

Mum: Can you do that for me John?
John: noperoo.

by Markemark April 26, 2014

nopertunity

When someone writes or reaches out with a 'great opportunity!' which is really just a bunch of crap and not remotely beneficial to your life. However, it would really benefit THEM if you were sucker enough to take it.

I just got a nopertunity to do some freelance writing without pay, for a site I've never heard of, because of the awesome 'exposure' it would give me.

by Dynamom April 14, 2015

Nopera

Someone who says no to everything

"Did you invite Chris to that party?" "Nah, he's a total Nopera".

by JDogg1329 April 30, 2009