No Bonus
STEVE: "Hey Joe, I heard your company didn't do as well this year. Did you still get a bonus?"
JOE: "We got a nonus this year"
JOE: "We got a nonus this year"
by decu68 August 6, 2010
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1st penis: Vagina
2nd penis: Asshole
3rd penis: Left Armpit
4th penis: Right Armpit
5th penis: Tits
6th penis: Left Hand
7th penis: Right Hand
8th penis: Clamped between feet
9th penis: Mouth
1st penis: Vagina
2nd penis: Asshole
3rd penis: Left Armpit
4th penis: Right Armpit
5th penis: Tits
6th penis: Left Hand
7th penis: Right Hand
8th penis: Clamped between feet
9th penis: Mouth
Did you see that whore steves mom in that porno doing the nonuple penetration with those African tribesmen? Bitch is sick
by Serge G April 30, 2008
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Your face is nonunderstandable.
by Smart dude. April 26, 2011
Get the nonunderstandable mug.NoNutItious is a disease you catch during No Nut November. Your body starts to malfunction from lack of masturbation and you start to get ill. You can only get NoNutItious when participating in this challenge without losing. NoNutItious can cause coughing, sneezing, runny nose, and excessive horny-ness. Don't let this sickness stop you from beating (pun intended) No Nut November, not everyone gets affected, but it can be contagious. Fight your way through your illness, and show everyone how you're superior. Stay safe, and make sure not to nut!
by Julietsos November 13, 2019
Get the NoNutItious mug.An otherwise straight dude who experiences strong sexual urges at the sight of New Zealand rugby player Ma'a Nonu.
In part this phenomenon can be explained by the fact that Nonu, whilst a feared competitor in a physical game, has girly hair, a tendency to wear eye make-up and, despite being an international athlete, a sizeable rack.
In part this phenomenon can be explained by the fact that Nonu, whilst a feared competitor in a physical game, has girly hair, a tendency to wear eye make-up and, despite being an international athlete, a sizeable rack.
Calvin: Dude, whoa, hot chick alert. And she's playing some sort of wierd netball in a tight black shirt.
Marshall: Its rugby you Nonusexual
Franklin: Man I got with this chick last week and took her back to my place. But it just wasn't happening. Then the rugby came on and I saw Ma'a. Stiff as a board straightaway and got the job done.
Keith: Hmm, sounds like Nonusexuality to me
Marshall: Its rugby you Nonusexual
Franklin: Man I got with this chick last week and took her back to my place. But it just wasn't happening. Then the rugby came on and I saw Ma'a. Stiff as a board straightaway and got the job done.
Keith: Hmm, sounds like Nonusexuality to me
by The_Trill_LV October 12, 2013
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Jason: “AHHHHHHH”
Carl: “What’s wrong? Are you okay?”
Jason: “No. I have Nonuttophobia”
Jason: “AHHHHHHH”
Carl: “What’s wrong? Are you okay?”
Jason: “No. I have Nonuttophobia”
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'Yes well, it doesn't matter anyway because you smoke!'
'What has that got to do with anything? I've always smoked!'
'Well it's really bad. And rude.'
'This is such a nonument, why are you talking about smoking, you slept with my brother!'
'What has that got to do with anything? I've always smoked!'
'Well it's really bad. And rude.'
'This is such a nonument, why are you talking about smoking, you slept with my brother!'
by stesal February 3, 2012
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