coming from nonce (affectionate term used for friend in a camp attitude)describes an action one would use to hit it hard or giving it the big one
if you are going to get pissed on a night out you may say - we are going to hit it hard on a noncerthon rin.
by boysie November 19, 2004
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Breht: When I was in Japan, I went to the Hatsune Miku Live concert. You know where the performer is actually a hologram.
Griffin: You mean you saw in her noncert. If the performer is not real it is not a concert.
Tabitha: I saw the Britney Spears Concert and she was lip synching. What a noncert.
Griffin: You mean you saw in her noncert. If the performer is not real it is not a concert.
Tabitha: I saw the Britney Spears Concert and she was lip synching. What a noncert.
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the art of stealing a child and touching them all over so you feel like you've done something in your life.
by noncetastic man May 14, 2018
Get the noncetastic mug.In the face of Operation Yewtree and other similar investigations, many 70's, 80's and 90's childhood memories are tainted by the presences of nonces and sex offenders such as Jimmy Savile and Gary Glitter. Thus, instead of being nostalgic for Top of the Pops hosted by Jimmy Savile, you're noncestalgic.
by essyjizzenburger December 4, 2018
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Me: I feel happy
Noncetart: Hahahaha you weren't when I slid into your mum last night
Me: Oh fuck off you silly little noncetart
Noncetart: Hahahaha you weren't when I slid into your mum last night
Me: Oh fuck off you silly little noncetart
by HullSimplibus April 25, 2019
Get the Noncetart mug.Noncest is committing the ‘crime’ of ‘noncing it up’ with a family member that is also too young to understand what Brexit is. Noncest is not recommended at family gatherings or primary school nativities.
Person: People with two first names are the type to be into noncest
James Ross: :P
James Ross’ little cousin: :O
James Ross: :P
James Ross’ little cousin: :O
by BiggerJuice August 4, 2019
Get the Noncest mug.A NONCESTABULARY is the name given to UK Police Force who have a high number of Paedos or rapists, or just general sex-pests.
It's also used when the particular force turns a blind eye to predominantly Pakistani Grooming Gangs who prey on mainly white working class girls many of which are under-age.
It's also used when the particular force turns a blind eye to predominantly Pakistani Grooming Gangs who prey on mainly white working class girls many of which are under-age.
The police force who don't investigate Pakistani Grooming Gangs for fear of being branded racist are nothing more than a Noncestabulary.
by Mike Spilligan January 16, 2024
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