Noobitis

A disease that can spread by touch, look, or even through verbal masturbation.

Unsure if you have this disease? Do you have any of these symptoms?
-failing life at all times
-your friends don't call you anymore
-your parents don't call you anymore
-your grandma doesn't call you anymore
-you just canceled your phone service due to inactivity
-you like clay aiken
-you have sweatus majoritis
-you're a priest and someone dies in your party

These are only a few of the symptoms. If you have any of these symptoms, please cry in the corner so you don't bother others, or seek psychiatric attention.

Hector, I understand that you have noobitis, but could you please stop fucking up in life?

by phongoo January 14, 2009

Nobbit

usually used as an insult which means that you are a disliked person who has a very small penis.

Fred:what the are you doing you Nobbit?
George: hey there's no need to be like that

by Pery Et dan December 8, 2004

Nobitus

An inflammation in the frontal lobe of the brain causing the subject to become a complete and utter nob.

"We don't do that in the inner city schools" - A severe case of nobitus.

by Phantomman6000 February 19, 2009

nombty

Would mainly be used to call someone Stupid. But making them seem stupider than already it’s more passionate and expensive sounding.

Can also add the word head e.g Nombty Head after it to say u have a stupid brain.
( Irish slang)

You are such a nombty.
They are such nombtys.

Why are those nombty heads jumpin that fence.

by Fiddlesticks20 March 2, 2021

Nombty

Nombty is a word used to call someone really really stupid in the head but in a sophisticated and Irish way.

Examples:

You are such a nombty

Their such nombty heads

by Fiddlesticks20 April 14, 2021

Noobitard

Noun/Adj. A noob so retarded that just calling him a noob is not enough. Same with calling him a retard. Therefore, the name noobitard was born and is only bestowed upon the most retarded noobs.

John is a fuckin noobitard. He thought it would be fun to drive with his eyes closed. Needless to say, he ran a red light and smashed his truck into a police car.

by LordNoobitard December 27, 2010

Nobituary

When you stop smoking cigarettes you can write your Nobituary.

Rob stopped smoking cigarettes so he can write his Nobituary and not his Obituary

by icwish September 27, 2009