Nolaning

The art of using a plastic carrier bag as a contraceptive.

Guy 1: So I was totally ready to bang this hot chick with an amazing poon, when I realised I was fresh out of condoms from camping last week.
Guy 2: Damn, did you do it bareback?
Guy 1: Hell no! I had a carrier bag in my pocket though, slipped that on and did a bit of nolaning. Caught my salad cream like turtle in a net!

by The Janmeister October 22, 2013

nolanitis

A deadly disease that results in severe itching between the upper thighs and makes you make a lot of cringey fortnite references. It also makes certain body parts balloon 3x the regular size.

nolanitis is a very serious disease and has killed many victims gruesomely. This is often associated with ligma balls and balanitis.

people who have the disease become stupid dicks and say 21 repeatedly.

Tyler : wtf he has nolanitis

Me: oof o god

by findthecure21 March 21, 2019

Nalanie

The name Nalanie means in Hawaiian "Heavens", she is a very very gorgeous girl that loves sports but can also love dressing up and doing her make-up. She is very smart in school, because of her looks and smarts she can get any guy or girl she wants. If you ever find or date a Nalanie you're special, she's loyal from the start and keeps her mouth shut, she doesn't like being involved with drama or gossip. She more likely likes to be alone or with one special and close friend. Her favorite thing in the whole world has to be music, it calms and soothes her down. She can also love sex, she's not a hoe but she is a BIG TIME freak only if she is very comfortable with you.

Wow Nalanie is so pretty!:) she's gets ALL the guys:/

by hgddcvhhnnvcd September 22, 2018

nolawit

Nolawits are hella smart. SO SMART!! She hates most people but When your in her inside circle never leave you'll definitely regret it. You have the best times with a nolawit. She is the person who is good at everything for some reason, and is just adorable. Can be extremely sweet, but unnecessarily mean depending on the person. Her style is fresh, pretty laidback. But is a crackhead with the right person.

Damn, did you see that! Shes definitely a nolawit

by Jjxusisisksnd March 15, 2021

Christopher Nolan

To revive a dead or dying franchise with dark and moody epicness.

Are they really rebooting Spider-Man.

Yeah, apparently they're gonna' try and Christopher Nolan it.

by J.N. Growling June 20, 2010

Mike Nolan

To be a council man today and a sick cunt tomorrow.

You hear about that council man?
Yeah he'll be a mike nolan tomorrow.

by jsksh November 1, 2016

Nolan Westlake

The most homielicious homie a guy could ask for. Is always mega cute.

Hey look! That cutie right there is Nolan Westlake, the most homielicious homie out there!

by Scott Crem November 28, 2018