nocando

You want to so badly, but you just can't, or something prevents you from doing so.

He asked me to meet him in the orchard and make love, but I had to say nocando, I'm married.

by big d March 3, 2005

Noland

Joint in between thigh and leg. Knee

I hear he is going to have to get surgery after Porter kicked his noland.

by Jonathan Noland April 13, 2006

Mack Noland

Mack Noland is the definition of fuckboyy he dates 5 girls a week every week

Look at that mack Noland

by unicirnbomber1234 August 21, 2016

Bryce Noland

Tiny dick tiny life

Yo u we thot that poopoo eater named Bryce noland

by Lol fucker May 8, 2019

Nolanoscopic

Adj.
1. of or relating to a Nolanoscopy.
2. a quality of an event or action that is consistent with the penetration and breadth of a Nolanoscopy.

"To truly reveal the intricacies of this Tuesday's Nationals vs. Pirates matchup we will need to perform a Nolanoscopic examination."

"Khalid's work on the NCAA tournament this year was wonderfully Nolanoscopic."

by Hooo-aaahh March 11, 2009

Nolanoscope

N.
1. A tool used for or to aid in a Nolanoscopy.
2. A tool or implement used in the atomic examination of a sports entity or topic.

"Oracle and Google were integral Nolanoscopes in my report on the NJIT Highlanders."
"A-Rod, why don't you get comfortable while I warm up the Nolanoscope."

by Hooo-aaahh March 11, 2009

novando

black ass mudafucka

he is so black
oh it must be Novando

by NOVANDOBLACK October 13, 2017