nomework

homework you already no you won't be doing

That is such nomework, I'm never going to do that.

Ms.Beck just assigned a nomework for tonight.

by Meredith Britt April 5, 2008

Nosewhose

A ho who uses her large nose to stimulate men’s anuses , frequently burying them well beyond the anal rectal verge

That nosewhose u picked up at the Burger King stuck her nose so far up Fred’s ass he claims it made him go in a coughing jagg

by Davedale August 25, 2019

noseworm

A smell you keep smelling even though it's impossible that it's still actually there. Similar to earworm, in that your brain is in a loop with a particular smell instead of a song.

I have the worst noseworm: after I cooked the spoiled meat, I swear I could smell it for days everywhere I went.

by Kurmudgeon June 19, 2016

Nojek

When someone is nice, amazing, friendly, smart, funny, helpful, and also good looking (basically perfect)

-dude he is literally my dream boy, he is just so perfect...
- damn girl, he sounds like a Nojek to me

by napewnonienojek August 29, 2023

nosewise

up the nose; nasally.

taking glue nosewise is solvent abuse

by zeibura November 10, 2006

noje

(verb): to be in debt to one source, borrow the necessary funds from another source to repay the initial debt, then forget why the hell one has the borrowed money, and proclaim: "Ah, fuck it. I'll just spend it on some schwagg-ass weed and smoke it from a stolen piece or a poorly rolled joint."
Note: Nojing results in being owing money to two sources.

1. Should I pay him back, or just noje him?

2. Man I am totally chiefed from this oregano-laced hippie-grass. Did I just noje someone?

3. The prince just nojed a couple of his friends, then went over to the squire's house for a pop in the seat.

by Owed December 15, 2003

noje

(Verb): To attempt the reenactment of ancient egyptian rituals found on internet sites. To smoke a tea bag out of a glass pipe, proclaiming that it soothes the senses. To level one's body and mind with drugs such as acid and mushrooms.

1) Wow Frank, you really nojed that white gold you got off the internet site.
2) Gee Billy, way to noje all that tea bag before letting me get a puff.
3) I really got nothing for this one

by Gluteus Maximus January 8, 2007