Noelani 

Noelani is beautiful she has no ass she’s flat as hell but the best person you probably will fall for them but they might not like you don’t become friends cause she don’t like her friends so stay out that zone there beautiful awesome but don’t fall for her

Noelani is a baddie

Noelani by Jehehegeg November 21, 2021

noelani 

a hoe

Guy 1: you know noelani?
Guy 2: shes a hoe bye

noelani by tqwinkletoespuppylove October 15, 2022

dirty noelani

When you receive good head from a partner (specifically a Hispanic male named diego) and he manages to finger you at the same time to make you squirt on his face

Wow! I gave my girlfriend the “dirty noelani” last night it was awesome

dirty noelani by Cougar069 May 28, 2023

Nolaning

The art of using a plastic carrier bag as a contraceptive.

Guy 1: So I was totally ready to bang this hot chick with an amazing poon, when I realised I was fresh out of condoms from camping last week.
Guy 2: Damn, did you do it bareback?
Guy 1: Hell no! I had a carrier bag in my pocket though, slipped that on and did a bit of nolaning. Caught my salad cream like turtle in a net!

Nolaning by The Janmeister October 22, 2013

nolanitis 

A deadly disease that results in severe itching between the upper thighs and makes you make a lot of cringey fortnite references. It also makes certain body parts balloon 3x the regular size.

nolanitis is a very serious disease and has killed many victims gruesomely. This is often associated with ligma balls and balanitis.

people who have the disease become stupid dicks and say 21 repeatedly.

Tyler : wtf he has nolanitis

Me: oof o god

nolanitis by findthecure21 March 21, 2019

Nolanizing 

Taking an unrealistic idea for a movie and making it believable in the real world. The root of the word, Nolan, refers to the filmmaker Christopher Nolan

Dude, I hear they're Nolanizing Mortal Kombat!

Nolanizing by Mr. Fiasco April 9, 2011

Nolanite 

Nolanites are obsessive fans of the Director Chris Nolan. (In particular, his take on the Batman franchise)
They worship him like a God and refuse to accept any criticism on his behalf.

Most Nolanites have seen all 3 movies in the Dark Knight trilogy, but have never picked up a comic book or watched a single Batman cartoon in their lives, yet in their eyes, Nolans word is final when it comes to Batman Mythology.

They will not accept that Nolan might have made some errors in his films and that certain aspects in his films do not compare to the comic book original.

They also foolishly compare any comic book movie to TDK and have nothing but pure hatred for other movies such as The Avengers and The Amazing Spider-man (Even though they are not related and aren't even DC related!)

Guy 1: Hey man, did you see The Avengers?

Guy 2: The Avengers? That movie is the worst thing on the planet! Chris Nolan should have directed it and put in Batman!

Guy 1: Geez man, you're such a Nolanite!

Nolanite by The Yeldarbinator July 24, 2012