nonecdote

An anecdote that's a bit dull and not really worth coming out with.

A nonecdote....I had a pizza last night, it was a thin crust but it wasn't very crusty.

by Rob Muirhead February 10, 2008

noctnecate

A verb.
To kill (a person or thing) at night.

The main character of Poe's "The Tell-Tale Heart" noctnecated the old man.

by ÐeScribe November 19, 2019

noncecycle

The transport of a Nonce. Normally a low bicycle with fluffly handlebars, or a white van with "I have my nonce license" on the side. This makes the nonce feel much more comfortable around other people. It is sometimes also referred to as a nonce-mobile.

Did you see darren's Noncecycle? That things is going to rake in so much underage poontang!

by WasIatowel February 25, 2021

nonechucks

Da actual number of wood-chucks dat a woodchuck could chuck in reality.

Maybe a woodchuck could do nonechucks with heavy pieces of firewood, but could he swing two sticks connected by a rope or chain?

by QuacksO March 24, 2021