Nobel Piece of Shit Prize

An award given to someone for creating something or doing something that is considered, well, a piece of shit!

Me: Look at this cool picture I drew!
John: It looks like it's worthy of a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize!
Me: What do you mean?
John: Well obviously it's a piece of shit picture. It looks like a box with wheels and WTF is up with the window pane?
Me: You fucking whore, it's a car. You don't have to make fun of my lack of artistic ability.
John: Who in the fucking fuck draws a car with a window pane? You're a dumbass!
Me: Well I do. Do you have a problem with it?
John: Well yes I do.
Me: Go fuck yourself John! You deserve a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize for being the biggest piece of shit person to ever exist!
John: Okay that may be true, but Creed is more worthy of a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize than me.
Me: That is so true! Creed is the biggest piece of shit band EVER!!!!!!!!!

by lucyslking May 24, 2010

Nobel Weed Prize

Someone that thinks that their cannabis fueled idea will change the world.

When Johnny was really high, he came up with the idea of rubber cars, so no one would get hurt in an accident. Man, he just won the Nobel Weed Prize!

by Wolfgang VonLoveless September 20, 2014

Nobel Penis

Inspiring world peace one cum shot at a time. Keeping your girlfriend kind to the world be giving her orgasmic sex.

Thanks to his nobel penis I have had a shot of kindness and am spreading joy today. I'm so thankful for his punctual penis.

by Amphibious Goddess January 8, 2017

Nobel Peace Prize

The prize for people who don't want a prize.

Mother Teresa won the Nobel Peace Prize after giving away every other prize she had.

by 7R3 May 2, 2009

Nobel-Prize Worthy

Said sarcastically to over commend an action or person who is really just average.

"Did you hear I passed my driving test?"
"Dude, that's Nobel-Prize worthy".

"I just cooked some awesome toast"
"Someone give that man a Nobel-prize"

by StewieGriffarino October 10, 2009

Nobel Peace Prize

A pejorative term for a meaningless award with a grandiose name given when a mere pat on the back would suffice.

My wife gave me a good back rub last night. She deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for that.

by pyrodoctor October 10, 2009

Nobel Piece Prize

An annual award given to someone that takes a piece of everything and gives back nothing.

Did you see that President Obama won the Nobel Piece Prize today?

by Orv2169 October 9, 2009