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spone a nobe

pot slang meaning "smoke a roach"
spone - verb - meaning "to smoke"
spone - noun - meaning "joint"

nobe - noun - meaning "roach"
nobe - verb - meaning "to extinguish a joint, creating a roach"
you can't spone a nobe unless you nobe the spone - (translated - you can't smoke a roach unless you extinguish the joint)- notice that nobe and spone can both be used as a verbs or nouns.
by tonus March 19, 2004
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nobelium uranium

A masterfully crafted response to the famously deadly "you mom gay" roast.
Believed to be forged by the finest of roasters, possibly even a level 3 sound cloud rapper.

Nobelium & Uranium are both elements. Nobelium's symbol is "No" and Uranium's is "U".
Combined, they make the response "No U".
Not only is "No U" an effective reply to any roast, but in this form it reflects your intelligence and can make their stupidity known, amplifying the affect of the response, ruining their career if used effectively.
12 year old COD gamer: "yo'ure mom gay"
You, blessed with an IQ of 5000: "Nobelium Uranium"
12 year old COD gamer: "Wtf bro"
- *12 year old COD gamer left the game*
by Foxzes February 26, 2018
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UD Nobel Laureate

A person who has achieved the highest worldwide recognition for an important contribution to culture or the sciences.
I was awakened early this morning by a phone call from Stockholm telling me that I had won the Nobel Prize for my UD work; however it quickly became apparent that I was not the UD Nobel Laureate and that I was only dreaming and so I can merely claim that I momentarily tasted the sweet recognition that of course I clearly do actually deserve for all of my UD contributions which incidentally have now totaled 900 as of today.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019
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Nobel_H

Nobel_H is hella uggez and a roody patootie
Nobel_H killed me and now i'm sad
by Sneky Peky July 25, 2014
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nobetome

no body told me
Response by someone who screwed up
Don,
nobetome to delete spam
by amber January 15, 2005
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Nobel

Nobel is the cutest, kindest, and the most thoughtful person you will ever meet, but his best feature are his looks if he is your boyfriend then WOW 🤩 you’re the luckiest person ever. He is just the hottest person ever 🥵
That guy is sooooo cute he is a Nobel.
by alexsereal07 October 1, 2019
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Nobel Logic

Giving an award as part of encouragement or anticipation, despite the basis on which it is supposed to be awarded.
1. Obama winning the Nobel Peace prize, despite being nominated less than two weeks after assuming office.

2. Failing student: Teacher, May I have an A for the semester?
Teacher: Why should I?
Failing Student: I believe it will motivate me to get an A in the next semester.
Teacher (using Nobel Logic): Alright, you have an A. However I expect you to get an A next semester.
Failing student: Unfortunately, I already have an A, so I don't really need to try next semester, I am already satisfied.
by notonthenobelcommittee October 10, 2009
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