ice cube's chance in hell

There is no way something is going to happen

You don't have an ice cube's chance in hell of fuckin that girl!

by Pudekcuf December 22, 2008

an ice cube's chance in hell

it means totally impossible, it will never happen, fuck no.

we'll be friends like an ice cube's chance in hell.

by bitchstolemymannnn February 22, 2011

frozen dick's chance in hell

no way, slim chance, not happening

There is no frozen dick's chance in hell that those two are getting married.

by HERNONYMOUS May 9, 2020

no chance in hell

Everytime you try to mess with Vincent Kennedy McMahon and WWE that's what happens.

Mia tried to mock the pro-wrestling industry and WWE, but she soon learned that she had NO CHANCE IN HELL.

by HeatheyMac December 8, 2017

A Katie’s chance in hell.

Definition:
A Katie’s chance in hell refers to a probability so microscopic, so cosmically impossible, that even hell itself wouldn’t bother entertaining it. It’s less than zero—an outcome so unlikely it makes winning the lottery while getting struck by lightning during a solar eclipse look like a daily occurrence.
Often used when the mere idea of something happening is laughable, delusional, or requires the universe to glitch.

Origins:
Inspired by that one person named Katie we all know—the one who swears she’s “definitely going to make it this time,” then texts with a ChatGPT excuse to excuse themselves.

Friend 1: “Think Trevor’s gonna pay you back for that 20 bucks?”
Friend 2: “Bro… you’ve got a Katie’s chance in hell.”

by Big Silky November 29, 2025