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No jobro

its like no homo except its no jobro.
jobro = jonas brothers = homo
by fukdemjobros June 8, 2009
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No JoBro

No JoBro is similar to the term no homo, the only difference being that we say JoBro, refering to the Jonas Brothers, and lets be honest.... the JoBros are homo, so its one and the same!
2 boys are eating a snack together, and one is talking with food in his mouth. "Just swallow it" says one of the boys....

"NO JOBRO"
by McEachern1994 July 12, 2009
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no jobs for you.

terms used to describe the days of celibacy following when boys become dumb and end a fight with a new term for hand job.
Boy: hey, get on urban dictionary and search 'aub jobs.'
Girl: okay...
Boy: i thought it would break the awkwardness.
Girl: no jobs for you. for at least a week.
by stiff prude November 12, 2008
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No Jobs Hot

A female (or male) that is good looking enough to get through life without ever having to work. This is because they can easily find people to pay all of their expenses. It doesn't necessarily mean that they aren't working, rather, that they don't have to be working,
Girl1: what does she do? She always comes out of her penthouse duplex in these gorgeous clothes, and has no regular schedule.

Girl 2: Her? Oh she's no jobs hot, so she always has some rich guy paying for everything. This sheik bought her a Maserati AND a Lamboughini as a present last month.

Girl 1: That's so much better than my life.. I have to work twelve hours a day. Do you think that I could just have somebody pay for everything?

Girl 2: hahaha, NO WAY! You are not that good looking, and definitely need to work at least one job to pay for your bills.
by sugarbuns69 April 9, 2015
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Nojob

It can't really be defined. Nojob is a word you can use for alot of stuff. Like people and deeds. In theory it means that someone who is a nojob won't get a job, or at least only get a bad one. Like a construction worker who used to smoke crack and didn't pay attention in school.
Example 1
Guy1: Look, that guy is smoking weed in class!
Guy2: Hahhaha, what a Nojob!

Example 2

Guy1 and Guy2 talks to another random guy at the start of a new school year. The random guy tells them that he used all his savings on cigarettes and that he got an F in some of the classes last school year. Guy1 and Guy2 walks away and Guy1 whispers "WTF! That's super nojob hahaha!"
by Jjadfi September 16, 2016
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nojob

When a person comes really close to getting a blow job.
Man, I totally took this girl out and payed for everything, but then I got a nojob.
by janetraynaynay July 22, 2009
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nojob

Nojob can also be a guy that has sex when he between the age of 12 and 16
Guy 1: Hi did you guys hear what i did today? I had sex!
Guy 2 and Guy 3 walks slowly away while they whisper "nojob"
by jhvjkgvjlgulhjnm October 14, 2016
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