Nexted

The act of text messaging someone even though they are standing right next to you or near you, so that no one else knows what they are thinking or saying.

I wanted to tell her how badly I want in her pants during our meeting with the chairman of the board, but I couldn't, so I just nexted her...

by booperguy July 10, 2010

Nexted

A pop-culture reference to the not-so-popular MTV dating show "Next" that suggests one has dumped or "nexted" his or her spouse, lover, or romantic interest of the time being.

Rachel: "So what happened to that Joe guy you used to date."

Sarah: "Oh, he had crabs, so I totally nexted him."

by StarQueenBitch April 9, 2010

Play-nexted

Hostile takeover of the establishments Juke Box. Spending exorbitant amount of money or credits to dominate the juke box with shitty country music.

Some douche bag in the cowboy hat "Play-nexted" all my songs on the juke box.

by Le Shawn May 21, 2015

nexternight

The night after tonight; tomorrow's night.

On nexternight it will be Full Moon!

by Starchylde May 2, 2015

nexternoon

Tomorrow's noon, similar to nexternight.

On nexternoon we will be having nachos for lunch. Tomorrow at nexternoon, my check will be here.

by Starchylde June 19, 2016

Newted

English slang deriving from the expression pissed as a newt. It, along with the expression from which it is derived, is used to described someone who has enjoyed more alcoholic refreshment than is good for them. This has left them inebriated to the extent that they fail to recognise themselves in a mirror and have lost perspective, decency and bladder control.

“Malcolm got newted at the office do and called the boss a monkey fucking turd face!”
“Did he get potted?”
“No, the boss was even more newted than Malcolm.”

by AKACroatalin December 15, 2016

nexterday

The day after tomorrow

I going to Jason's nexterday

by ThisGirlRightHeah April 15, 2015