Definitions by StarQueenBitch

TBS funny 

Disregarding the TBS logo, TBS funny is the total opposite of funny. Perhaps unfunny. Also, a sarcastic remark to make when someone says something they think is funny, but definitely is not.

Jim: "Don't you love Chris Rock? Isnt he funny"

John: "Yeah man, he's TBS funny."

TBS funny by StarQueenBitch April 29, 2010

WPAC 

Acronym for White People Are Crazy. Although started by a white, southern, gay boy, it is a term used exclusively by black people when they are witness to bizarre or obscure events in which white people participate and/or caucasian behavior in general.

Orangello: "Did u c Jim jump off dat building n2 a dumpster? Dat's sum str8 ^ WPAC shit."

(Translation: "Did you see Jim jump off that building into a dumpster? That's some straight up WPAC shit.)

WPAC by StarQueenBitch April 29, 2010

Tuesday Night Girl 

A girl that you only call or booty call on Tuesday nights, to chill with or fuck, when nothing else is going on. Opposite of a Friday night girl. Usually more clingy and less attractive than a Friday night girl, but she puts out and mostly keeps quiet about it.

"Sarah isn't as attractive as Jessica so she is my Tuesday Night Girl."

Tuesday Night Girl by StarQueenBitch April 29, 2010

Oops 

A one word euphemism for sexual intercourse, especially regarding drunken and unplanned encounters and/or one night stands. Seen mostly in text messages sent to one's best friend the day after commiting said drunken act.

sms from Brook to Jake: "Oops."
sms from Jake to Brook: "Who'd you fuck."

Oops by StarQueenBitch April 18, 2010

Snag and Suck 

Hilarious and politically incorrect euphemism for abortion.

"Did you hear about Sally? She got the ole' Snag and Suck last Tuesday."

Snag and Suck by StarQueenBitch April 18, 2010

Dickline 

A period of time in which a person gets significantly less sex than usual; a decline in one's sex life.

"Now that Jim and I broke up, my life has been on the dickline, if you know what I mean."

"There has been a slight dickline in my sex life lately."

Dickline by StarQueenBitch April 11, 2010

Nexted 

A pop-culture reference to the not-so-popular MTV dating show "Next" that suggests one has dumped or "nexted" his or her spouse, lover, or romantic interest of the time being.

Rachel: "So what happened to that Joe guy you used to date."

Sarah: "Oh, he had crabs, so I totally nexted him."

Nexted by StarQueenBitch April 9, 2010