I'll Slap You Into Next Week

To slap someone so hard that they fly into the next week. One might ask how this is possible and it is simple. You would have to smack someone so hard that their entire body would accelerate past the speed of light. Consequently, they would be traveling in time, assumably into the future. As a result, they would be slapped into next week!

Coco: >>;; I hate black people.
K': I'll slap you into next week if you don't stfu.

by Iconoklastic~ April 4, 2010

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i'll call you next week!

A lie, don't believe this

Awesome! I'll call you next week (fake smile)

by maybe yes maybe no June 29, 2004

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Next week

Next week is Bird appreciation week. Go say hi to your local friend, Bats and give them the hug they havent had for over a month 💞

Friend 1: Hey, I think its Bird Appreciation Week
Friend 2: No no, that's next week

by The Bat Named Bird July 29, 2021

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<verb> to next week

This is used for when somebody, you, or overall anything does anything TOO much or too hard.

"That guy got slapped into next week by that girl.. Ouch."
"Hey what does <verb> to next week mean?"
"Basically where you overdo something, or do it too well."

by whenthefriedchickeneggs October 5, 2022

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