Cathy Newmanned

verb.
When a person twists the words of what another is saying to suit their own ideological narrative and to make said other person seem sexist, misogynistic, homophobic, Islamaphobic, etc. While starting the their rebuttal with "so you were saying."

I told her that I like Coca Cola and she Cathy Newmanned me by telling me I love Coca Cola Death Squads.

by Grey the Traitor January 31, 2018

Pulled a Newman

When you're a full grown man, but act like a whiny little bitch when things don't go your way.

Mike: "This guy in our fantasy football league just through a hissy fit because he didn't read the league message feed and forgot to draft. "

Mark: "What?

Mark: "What he pulled a Newman?"

Mike: "No. I kicked him out of the league before he could quit! He always complained about everything anyway. He was lame."

by Ed Rooney Jr April 19, 2018

newscandy

Insufficient morsels of news meted out by journalists of TV and radio. Often simply a headline and one paragraph's worth word-count, so that they can pile on as many little anecdotes as possible between traffic reports, witty banter, and advertisements, and repeat them every half hour for the short-attention span crowd.

Watching CNN Headline News is pretty much just getting newscandy.

by giraffe-o May 18, 2006

newsonlyposter

Perjorative term for a casual listener of heavy metal music, who reveal their narrow taste in music through limited knowledge of the most talented bands in the genre. As used on the Lambgoat.com news boards.

Battle Of Mice calls it quits
Thursday, September 03, 2009

little_alex_fts - ...who????
Topher - Who is this???
theblackhole - if you are saying "who?" you really missed out.
prettymetal - newsonlyposters can rot in hell
Diabolical - Impending Doom is stoked!
Cannibal_Hannibal - Emmure should be on this

by malarky2020 September 22, 2009

Hello Newman

What Jerry Seinfeld says to his neighbor.

Newman is pure evil.

by yadayadayada April 22, 2005

Campbell Newman

Campbell Newman = Fascist,

ie, you're being such a Campbell Newman.

by Elle117 January 19, 2014

Newfane Cousin

Newfane is a small town in Niagara County, New York, and the citizens of this fine town have a habit of referring to family friends/acquaintances/neighbors as their "cousins", "aunts", or "uncles"; when no blood or marital relation exists.

Someone: "My cousin/aunt/uncle is coming into town this weekend and we're having a party."

Me: "Is it your real cousin/aunt/uncle, or is it a Newfane cousin/aunt/uncle? "

by Your (Newfane) Mom November 3, 2011