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Newlands Neck Tie

When squating over your woman you lay a cable while duckwalking directly towards her feet, leaving what looks like a brown Neck Tie. This originated in Newlands, a small suburb in New Zealands captial city Wellington. The first apperance was in 1999 when dying for a shit a young man finished a 69 with his missus and couldn;t hold on. While trying to escape the bed, he laid the now infamous, Newlands Necktie.
Nick - "Hey, my missus is going to a formal event tonight."

Adam - "What is she wearing?"

Nick - "I was thinking of giving her a Newlands Neck Tie."

Adam - "Best option available in my books."
by The Mayor of Newlands October 1, 2009
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nebling

a collective term for nieces and nephews. one or two individuals having common aunts and uncles. Similar to siblings but refers to nieces and nephews.
My sister asked me to babysit for my 3 neblings. I am going to visit my neblings this weekend.
by mgp21 August 23, 2010
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Nerline

Is a caring a smart female who will do anything to make you happy. She Is weird and can be funny and also lame. When in contact with love the will go out there way , they have a strong heart when it comes to love. The best one to partner them up with is a Gemini. They are sexy, the best twerkers, sporty, and can dance. And has one of the best personality ever and will keep it 100 with you. If you ever lose her I don't know what you'll do cause she's heaven sent. She always go for personality before looks and doesn't care about the money she just wants to share love with someone. Take my advice cause she's one down a** girl. YA DIGG!
Nerline is a wonderful girl.
by dripgloss December 21, 2018
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Nawlinz

How people try to imitate a southern person saying "New Orleans"
Come to Nawlinz durin' Mardi Gras
by Jersey Kid January 24, 2008
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Nolan O'nealing

The act of slapping someone's ass.
I was nolan o'nealing this girl while she was giving me head.
by redbum4life April 28, 2010
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nelinda

Nelinda is a unique ass bitch who likes to smoke even tho her dumbass is antisocial. She shy asf at first but once you get to know this guera she is funny, weird, chill, lazy and more dumb shit like telling chisme to her friends. She a bad bitch when she wants to be, she curves a lot of dudes, and guys who didn’t like her before be begging for her attention. If you tell her to do something like to smoke more or drink more she will and more other things too. But find yourself a nelinda because that bitch will stick by your side no matter what decision you make.
Friend: take another hit Neli
Nelinda: Fuck it
Friend: Das right bitch
by Danksguera September 9, 2019
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jake newlon

A small creature that is commonly found in the Florida swamp. He is known for his quick and ferocious anger. He is also commonly known as the Rat King, if you ever see a “newlon” wearing a tin-foil hat you should run.
My uncle was killed by a Jake Newlon
by minecraftmemes February 4, 2020
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