Nevel Longbottomed

When an unattractive pre teen goes through puberty and becomes a sexy beast.

Taylor: Is that Rob?

Kristen: Yeah.

Taylor: Wasn't he kinda ugly?
Kristen: Yeah, he totally got Nevel Longbottomed.

by Purplepumpkin July 13, 2015

Nevel Napalm

To ejaculate whilst spinning your nevel like it’s an attack helicopter.

I performed the nevel napalm move on this bitch.

by Poo wee wee poo April 30, 2021

Fwevel The Nevel

To stimulate the phallus in any way.

I gave this wench a handful of quavers for her to fwevel the nevel.

by I’m Usain Bolt April 27, 2021

harrison nevel

stupid youtuber who buys overpriced things and thinks he's cool.

"you are stupider than harrison nevel."

by mrboylikestowearamonicle November 1, 2019

navelplex

A smooth-edged, thin, round piece of plexiglass that can be inserted into the user's navel. Its purpose is to provide a viewport or navigational tool for people whose heads are stuck so far up their ass they're unable to see or move about safely.

My ex-wife could benefit from the use of a navelplex.

by barry aylward November 18, 2005

Neel Gajare

A very cool guy

Neel Gajare is a very cool guy.

by qpwoeirua;sldkfjzmxncbv April 24, 2021

navelplex

A thin, smooth-edged, round piece of plexiglass that will fit in the user's navel. Its purpose is to provide a viewport or navigational tool for people whose heads are stuck so far up their asses they're unable to see or move about safely.

My ex-wife could benefit from the use of a navelplex.

by barry aylward December 28, 2007