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Nertalize 

To poke somebody in the belly button.

It can be used around people that dont know what it means to make you look like youre gettin some.
Guy 1: Dude, I totally nertalized my girlfriend after that party last night!
Guy 2: Way to go man! *walks away slightly confused*
Nertalize by Tiarathefailface October 10, 2009

neuralyzer 

(noun) AKA flashy-thing. A fictional gadget from Men in Black that allows one to erase another's short term memory and replace it with spoken words similar to post-hypnotic suggestions.

Sometimes misspelled as neuralizer.
Kay: All right, Beatrice, there was no alien. The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
Jay: Wait a minute. You just flash that thing, it erases her memory, and you just make up a new one?
Kay: A standard issue neuralyzer.
Jay: And that weak-ass story's the best you can come up with?

Neutralist 

Someone who's entire beliefs in life is neutral. They play devil's advocate on every topic. This normally leads to their main belief being that the world is going to explode in 1.7 billion years so none of this matters anyway.
David: I hate how Thomas is such a Neutralist.
Conner: I know, I try to talk about politics, and then he brings up the sun.
Neutralist by MomSaidNo October 31, 2020

Torrent Neutrality 

In terms of internet torrent downloads, seeding as much as you leech, i.e. a ratio of 1:1.

inspired by Carbon Neutrality.
Jimmy: Dude, what the hell? You should be torrent neutral. Don't be a jerk and leech all the time.

Adam: Chris, don't you understand torrent neutrality? You downloaded 1.4 GB and uploaded only 16 MB. You suck!

Neutrality 

Having no strong feelings on something one way or another, being neutral. Made popular by the Futurama episode "Brannigan Begin Again."
"What makes a man turn neutral ... Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?"
- Zapp Brannigan
Neutrality by Rankojin August 3, 2004

net neutrality 

An idea whereby all access to the collective Internets is equal. Where no limits on different throughputs or access to services are placed.
Senator Stevens on Net Neutrality:
The internet is not something that you just dump something on... It's not a big truck, it's a series of tubes!

You sir, are an idiot!