necro

(verb) to comment on an internet thread long after the conversation has concluded, often using information
that did not exist at the time of the original thread.

user1, June 14, 2008: The Dark Knight is the best movie of all time.

user44, Sept 8, 2010: I disagree, Inception blows it away.

user1, Sept 8, 2010: Check the date before you necro threads, moron.

by partypoop September 8, 2010

necrobump

verb: (internet) To revive a long dormant forum thread by adding a new post, thus bringing it to the top of the forum list. Often a tactic of trolls attempting to control a forum

"That troll keeps necrobumping old threads so everyone will be too distracted to read the new important ones."

by ravic August 10, 2005

Necro beast

Necro beast is a mythical creature plaguing oregon waterways. It can be seen kayaking rivers and streams assuming the identity of mark mckarkle. "I know what you are doing"

When night falls, it will crawl under a cum tree, and take the form of necro beast.

That guy lurking by the pet cemetery sure might be a necro beast

by Uncle_milksteak July 9, 2020

Nairobi

A cute girl who is very introverted but funny. Can get mad easy, but love her and she’ll be the happiest girl in the world. Don’t be fooled by her innocent look, she will kill you. She is very picky and will make sure to tell you that are doing things wrong. She is a very clean individual, she will never tell you something is wrong unless you insist in asking, however she will make it obvious if something is wrong. She is a beautiful human and will do everything to make you happy. In conclusion with her more is less and it’s the little details that count for her.

Wow, if I ever get married I want a Nairobi!

by Isaixxx July 7, 2019

Necrofagia

To have sex a dead person of the same sex as you. In other words, gay necrophilia. Can be used as a derogitory phrase to someone who is creepy as hell.

Guy 1: That guy's so creepy, he's always alone, and yesturday I saw him eat things out of the trash can! Guy 2: Wtf? Really? Guy 1: Yeah, he's so fuckin creepy. Guy 2: Hahah, he probably has necrofagia! Guy: Hahahahaha!! Yeah probably!!

by Xero _ Manifest January 16, 2011

Necrobeastathree

A threesome with your choice of two dead animals.

Petey had a necrobeastathree and didn't want to stop.
What did you do last night Petey?
Oh, nothing just had a threesome with a dead chicken and a dead goat.
Sounds great.

by NecroPetey123 January 26, 2011

necrofibulation

Shagging a recently dead body while trying to revive it with a defibulator.

Thank God I don't have any!!!

by Jody Winterbottom December 1, 2003