Nepeta

1. A plant in catnip

2. A character in the best web comic ever, Homestuck. Equius' Moirail, and a shipper cat girl. Flushed for the best troll in Homestuck, Karkat. *Spoilers* Beat to death by a raging jugglo, Gamzee.

1. That nepeta looks nice

2. Nepeta is a dead shipper, who no longer lives.

by cowardlyMesmerist March 10, 2013

Nepeta

dead

nepeta is dead

by Equius November 3, 2012

neeta school

kinda literal hell in some ways. it’s tiny af. when the heat turns on for the winter, it smells like something blew up. teachers are nice. classes are boring (most of the time) everyone bikes to school. they tried to make an acronym out of lakers but it’s stupid. just let us be lakers. you don’t need to make it stand for something!

woah look it’s neeta school!
damn that’s tiny

by chickie nugs October 20, 2019

nepetalicious

karkalicious but its nepeta aka lowkey cuter

":33< im nepetalicious!! (super sw33t!)"

by nepetachan September 14, 2020

Neeta

Noun - a nag, manipulative, short, hairy troll like creature. Typically in the form of a female, likes to drive people crazy with their incessant rambling and nagging.

Verb - to choke

nag, Wasserbag, tea bagging, mother, harpie, cheap ass, mooch

That old Neeta is going to be in a world of hurt when she gets old and decriped. No one will visit her except for Dr. Jack Kevorkian.

by Dr. oolong April 21, 2009

neeta

a fine azz gurl at mah skoo

dam neetz when u gonna hook up with me?

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

Neetanophobia

Fear of not receiving the return friendly hand wave.

Neeta: (Gestures a Hand Wave)!!
Kashveen: (Walks past Neeta without noticing it).
Neeta: (Chases after Kashveen).Hey!..you didn't notice my hand wave??
Kashveen: No I didn't.
Neeta:Ohh I see..I saw that you didn't give me the return hand wave,so i came over here to know why.
Kashveen: Oh Neeta..I think you have a bad case of Neetanophobia.

by Raven52 September 5, 2013