Needledick
Michael has a needledick.
Needledick by What Are My Nipples? February 5, 2005
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NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER
a guy whose penis size is so small and virtually nonexistent, that he uses a magnifying glass to locate his stem, and a tweezers to masturbate.
After 5 minutes into the sex act, his wife asked him, "Is it in, yet?"
From that point forward, he earned the name, "Needledick Bugfucker."
From that point forward, he earned the name, "Needledick Bugfucker."
NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER by weave September 9, 2003
needledick pothead
There once was a boy, we'll call him "Zach". Well "Zach" asked this beautiful girl out. We will call her "Sarah". Well they dated for 2 months. 2 long, wonderful months. Zach would always tell Sarah how much he loved her. He would always show her too. Well Zach was also a notorious liar, and once they broke up, the lies came pouring out. He was a pothead, and he lied about that.
But the moral of the story is,
Zach had butt sex with some ugly chick named Natalia at the ymca. yeah gross '_'
well, he has diickk herpies, and she has butt herpies.
and well, thats how the cookie crumbles (;
But the moral of the story is,
Zach had butt sex with some ugly chick named Natalia at the ymca. yeah gross '_'
well, he has diickk herpies, and she has butt herpies.
and well, thats how the cookie crumbles (;
Zach has a small weiner and hes a pothead, thats why we call him needledick pothead.
Needledick potheads like to have buttsex at the YMCA :)
Needledick potheads like to have buttsex at the YMCA :)
needledick pothead by zmaddog14 March 23, 2011
Needledick Bugfucker
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needle dick
The exact opposite of a chode: A penis which is extremely long yet extremely skinny. Will not please a woman as much as a chode, as it is too skinny to touch the vaginal walls.
needle dick by Frank-The True Knower of the Word Chode May 25, 2006