needler

THE best and worst gun in halo. On easy, it takes alot of individual needles, but if you fill someone with needles it REALLY,REALLY hurts. Also one of the coolest looking projectiles in ANY FPS (it fires little pink needles 4 fucks sakes!)

Dude1: why dont exploding needles do more damage individually?
Dude2: because ur gay.....
Dude1: U fuck, eat fully automatic needles!!!!!!!!!
Dude2: AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH PINK DEATH!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Dude1: EAT PINK MOTHAFUCKA!!!!!!!!!!

by Dudeman01 May 13, 2005

neeblet

The lowest possible noob. The scale goes, from highest to losest:

noob
nooblet
neeb
neeblet

It is a derivative of the derivative of noob. Always offensive, it is reserved for the most persistant and stupidest of the noobs. Often neeblets call experienced players noobs or nooblets, believing that because they won't give them free stuff they are stupid and nooby.

The biggest difference between a noob and a neeblet is that neeblets insult and threaten people they are begging from.

Neeblets usually go nowhere in the game and end up quitting "Cause everyones a f***ing n00blet"

Common spellings:
n33blet
neeblet
N338137 (used by one neeblet calling someone else a neeblet)

Neeblet (to person 1): PHr3E 5700ph pL0z!!11!!!
Person 1: No you noob!
Neeblet: G1V3 m3 Phr33 St00fz0rz oR 1 VVi11 haX0r j00z0rz W17h M3 1337 5k1llsz0rz, j00 N00bl37!
Person 1: (walks away)
Neeblet walks two steps away to person 2, who saw the entire thing and repeats the process with different experienced players begging, threatening, then finally insulting and moving on.

by Zappacky May 11, 2006

neebles

Affectionate bites of another person's shoulder (usually significant other) that can be measured in either number of nibbles or duration. Is often used as a mild 'punishment' as it can be quite ticklish/uncomfortable for the nibble receiver, and if nibbles are done through clothing it can create soggy patches of saliva.

Cute-sy pronunciation of the word 'nibbles'.

B: Sorry honey, I forgot to pick up the milk today!
S: What! I reminded you so many times. Fine, but you owe me 5 neebles (or 30 seconds of neebles)!
B: Sigh, fine. *Lifts up sleeve to expose shoulder*

by viciouslam August 21, 2013

Neeblé

Neeblé(s) - A noun synonymous with "nibble" or "small bite" used when asking for a taste of a friend's food. Often utilized by those notorious for food mooching.

Friend 1: Hey broskanski, lemme get a lil neeblé of that sando.
Friend 2: No.

Friend 1: I am so freakin hungo, c'I get some neeblés?
Friend 2: Yeah!

A neeblé is generally equivalent to a small piece of a sandwhich or several chips.

by scoobgnarbler5 January 8, 2010

dubz needlerz

dubz needlerz are the dirtiest weapon combo ever to be used in halo 2. dual wielding needz may not be instant pwnage, but the needz never fail to get the job done.

Steve 0 - Hey Fatty, what's the best Halo weapons?

Fatty - Dubz Needlerz, YEAH!!!!

by Stephen Efird January 27, 2007

merb nerbler

A merb ,straight or gay who gobbles the knob(s) of as many cocks as it can find in the immediate area. They swallow semen with the glee and excitement of someone who has just won the lottery.

Your brother is a real merb nerbler. He just sucked off the entire swim team and is out looking for more.

by Willie shaverpus February 17, 2023

Neeber

Someone who is a Noob and a Feeder. They will maintain an ideal of purely retarded game antics, whilst continuing to feed the enemy, making them super mega fed and imba.

Dota Pro 1: "Daniel should quit playing dota after that game he fed each member five kills, the retard was 0-25"
Dota Pro 2: "he is such a neeber"

by Deejjj April 1, 2009