necker

a person who makes out, usually in the back seat of a car, occassionally with mullets.

"You know I'm not a necker, I've got better things to do. Like sex."

by sicphuc March 24, 2003

neckeritis

when you've been on the phone to long and your neck starts to hurt because your holding the phone with your neck and shoulder.

I was on the phone with (insert name) and i got neckeritis.

by I LOVE JSTN! February 25, 2004

necker

A slang term to describe a redneck or group of rednecks.

Them neckers better hurry and put a brick under that house before a wheel falls off. Them neckers always start fighting when their favorite NASCAR racer doesn't win!

by deezflyn April 18, 2007

necker

One who consumes all the contents of a nicely rolled blunt by smoking it

Don't put him in the rotation, he's a necker!

by Jonathan "Jay" Gomez December 17, 2007

Lip-necker

One who's face goes from lip straight to neck, completely skipping the desirable chin. These people are heartless soulstealers who inhabit the dumps of society... Only with the addition of a chin could a lip-necker ever become a true member of the upper crust.

Tyler: "Jeff! Look out! There's a lip-necker to your immediate left!"
Jeff: "Whew! Thanks for the warning man, that was a close one."

Jeff: "I want u to meet my friend Barbara"
Tyler: " WTF man, that bitch was a total lip-necker! I almost lost my reputation and my lunch!"

by T.J. Collarwallace March 27, 2010

Wooly necker

A name normally given to Welsh people who put their heads up sheeps bums.

Man1: Dude! look at that guy with his head up that sheeps ass.
Man2: Wow he's a real wooly necker!

by Corywoolynecker September 12, 2009

chicken necker

Slang commonly used on the Eastern Shore of Maryland to describe a tourist or someone who is not from that area. comes form the practice of using chicken necks as crab bait.

these god damned chicken neckers always turn 50/301 into a parking lot during weekends in July.

by Capt_Capacitor April 25, 2005