Neck Beard

A womans vagina worn on your neck while tossing her salad.

That bitch is kinky she made me wear the neck beard.

by L-Town September 05, 2006

neck beard percentage

The percentage of people in a given group with neck beard features, both physical and psychological

I walked in the door, but left as soon as I saw the high neck beard percentage in the room.

by Garlic or Something May 24, 2014

Beard Neck

Not to be confused with 'Neck Beard'. Beard Neck is what happens when you grow a neck so fat that you have to start creating the trimmed illusion of a jawline with your beard.

Joey: Hey have you seen Zachary recently?
Lord William Montesford III: Nay, One hast not. Why, may I enquire?
Joey: He got fat and grew a Beard Neck dude.
Lord William Montesford III: I also have a Neck Beard though, young Joey.
Joey: They're not the same! You have a beard that grows under your jawline... He however, has a jawline no longer and therefor has shaved his facial furniture in to an illusory Beard Neck.

by Master Hudson June 24, 2015

Neck beard

One who is overtantly sexual mainly towards Asian women but in some cases white women typically also has bad hygiene and still lives with their parents in the basement playing video games all day everyday

He is such a “Neck beard”

by Kid lover69 October 27, 2020