neck beard percentage

The percentage of people in a given group with neck beard features, both physical and psychological
I walked in the door, but left as soon as I saw the high neck beard percentage in the room.
by Garlic or Something May 24, 2014
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Neck beard

A beard that is grown on ones neck instead of ones chin. Dads often have neck beards
Dad has such a nice neck beard like DAMN
by Your mom Karen June 3, 2019
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Beard Neck

Not to be confused with 'Neck Beard'. Beard Neck is what happens when you grow a neck so fat that you have to start creating the trimmed illusion of a jawline with your beard.
Joey: Hey have you seen Zachary recently?
Lord William Montesford III: Nay, One hast not. Why, may I enquire?
Joey: He got fat and grew a Beard Neck dude.
Lord William Montesford III: I also have a Neck Beard though, young Joey.
Joey: They're not the same! You have a beard that grows under your jawline... He however, has a jawline no longer and therefor has shaved his facial furniture in to an illusory Beard Neck.
by Master Hudson July 2, 2015
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Neck beard

One who is overtantly sexual mainly towards Asian women but in some cases white women typically also has bad hygiene and still lives with their parents in the basement playing video games all day everyday
He is such aNeck beard
by Kid lover69 October 26, 2020
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