nettles

a rough substance that Salad Fingers likes to rub against his nipples for a orgasmic effect

Salad fingers once rubbed the nettles against his nipple and then his nipple turned red.

by jerry jackson rules! June 22, 2006

nettleton

One who gets around and/or carries many std's and sti's. Avoid these individuals at all cost because of their ability to easily transmit venereal disease. Synonymous with petri dish.

Mike: Wash your hands after talking to that girl.
Johnny: Why?
Mike: She is a complete nettleton. You could honestly contract anything from her.
-2 weeks later-
Johnny: Dude why does it burn when I pee now?
Mike: You should have washed your hands...

by Free STD Screenings October 26, 2011

Nestley

A kind and beautiful girl. Outgoing and perfect the way she is. Smart and creative too.

Omg Nestley is so cool.

by kelsey keegan January 4, 2020

netless

net-less. To be without the net. To not have an internet connection.

<Shinosuke> Damn man~ internet in NZ sucks so bad that I'm paying so much for a shit connection! If i keep this up.. I'm gonna be broke!!
<Person1> So? Noone cares.
<Shinosuke> Ughh.. If I'm broke.. i cant pay for the internet! Get it?! Then I'll be netless! Then you have noone to diss!!!!
<Person1> stfu. Noone cares.
<Shinosuke> AHHHH!! mofo!!!
* Shinosuke kills himself.

by Shinosuke May 11, 2004

Nealey

usually the last name of Irish Royalty. Southern Bred. shes usualy a simple girl. shes down to earth, EXTREMELY artistic in unimaginable forms and loves to make people smile. Shes undeniably beautiful and totaly intellagent. Shes got brown hair, blue/green eyes and a drop dead gorgeous smile. shes a good christian but isnt afraid to be as insanely crazy as ever! shes doesnt care what others think of her. Shed rather stand out, than fit in , anyday. :

nealey

by butterflygirl(: July 17, 2009

Nettleman

A genius in the top percentile of intelligence.

Dog, did you hear about Jim's escape from jail. He's straight up nettleman.

by Charles Snyder January 13, 2009

bulldog licking piss off a nettle

A particularly ugly or miserable looking person, especially a woman

Christ, did you see that bird Tommo was with last night? She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

by Doc October 26, 2003