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Gavelling

A sex act, in which a woman provides oral sex to a man. At any point during the act, the man pulls out, thumps the woman solidly on the forehead with his penis, and declares loudly, "Order in the court!"
Bob hammered out a recess, swept his judge's robes around him and headed to his chambers. His administrative assistant, Nadia, was waiting for him. Bob proceded to hammer out something else, gavelling Nadia firmly.
by billn May 31, 2007
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Novelling

From the verb "To Novel". This is where you have intercourse with someone (generally a woman using doggy style or a man) whilst reading out extracts from Charles Dickens.
Phil: I indulged in a bit of novelling with Susie last night
Adam: Really!? What's she into?
Phil: It has to be said, the bitch loves "A Tale of Two Cities"
by matrixbadger February 16, 2009
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navelingus

Oral copulation with someone's navel. Using your tongue to lick and penetrate your partner's belly button. The practice can be performed on women or men. There's nothing gay about it.. yet.
While doing body shots. Bob chased the tequila into Jennie's belly button; giving her some navelingus with a few quick tongue pokes to her innie. When she giggled and smiled, he knew he was in for a good time.
by sonnyvegas July 10, 2011
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navelgina

When a girl is so fat, her navel is wide enough and deep enough to fit your dick in it.
Man, that chick is so fat, I bet she has a navelgina.

I stuck my dick in this girl's navelgina and it came out covered in belly button lint.

I was wingman last night, so I ended up with the fat one. Her thighs were so big I couldn't find her pussy, so I put it in her navelgina.
by FatFratDaddy April 14, 2014
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namelting

The result of people searching their names on urban dictionary and voting up the most flattering definition.

Eventually all names will have the same definition.

When all our names have the same meaning they will be interchangeable and ultimately useless.

We will then have to invent new names, but these will only be thrown into the name melting pot.
Nobody is immune to namelting.

Definition:
NAME: someone smart, sexy, funny and just great to be around! Most awesome person you know.

Examples:
Name really rocked my world last night..
Check out that NAME, he/she is HAWT!
To pull a NAME (do something awesome)
etc.

Look familiar?
Downvote your name and put an end to this madness
by sirodgerlot April 19, 2011
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Nigelling

An effect exhibited in overcrowded offices, where nigellated individuals, who are not important enough to have desks, are forced to sit in the gaps between other people's chairs in the office, taking up a portion of the two neighboring desks, and invading the rightful desk space of those persons.
Kev: "Why is that retarded n00b nigel sitting so close to Tom?

Dan: "There are too many people in this office, just look - extensive nigelling in every area, not just next to Tom"
by Choobs McGoobs May 27, 2010
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noveling

a long, overly wordy text message or social network update
Cindy spends so much time on her blackberry noveling everyone.
by Comic Ninja July 28, 2010
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