National Hoe Day

It’s a national holiday where we celebrate the hoes and the whores on May 4th.

Hi Cindy, Happy National Hoe Day.

by anonymous rizzler August 12, 2025

National Hoe Appreciation Day

On April 12th, It is National Hoe Appreciation Day all throughout the world. Know a hoe? Go call them out for it and recognize them for all of their work.

Hey! Did you hear that today is National Hoe Appreciation Day?

by YaBoiSno May 25, 2018

National Favorite Hoe Day!

August 2nd Post your favorite hoe on any social media

happy national favorite hoe day!

by gnhc112227 August 1, 2022

National fuck a hoe day

Today's the day you can fuck as many hoes as you would please. Get down and dirty😉

Fuckboy 1: I fucked like 6 goes bro
Fuckboy 2: nah bro that's all g, it's national fuck a hoe day!

by Benjamin's April 11, 2019

National Slap a Hoe Day

January 8th is National Slap a hoe day. Slap that one person that gets on your everlasting nerves

person: Hey, it’s january 8th
hoe: ok??
person: you know what that mean…
hoe: oh shit its National Slap a Hoe Day

by rawrtastical January 8, 2024

National Text an Ugly Hoe Day

On the day of June 10, you are permitted to grace the presence of an ugly hoe(s) use wisely you can only text 3 ugly hoes on this day

Just text her ugly ass and make her feel good 🤷🏽 ♂️
National Text An Ugly Hoe Day

by Jack Goff and Mike Rotchburns June 8, 2020

National Stfu you stupid hoe day

December 16th A day where you can tell anyone to stfu

"Hey bitch! It's National Stfu you stupid hoe day!"

by Stjakwjje December 16, 2021