Created on the 2nd Of September 2015, Narnian Turtle is the sickest youtuber about boasting a massive 17 subscribers and a youtube bio of 'Playing games. WBU?' Most Famously known for his videos such as 'failure.mp4' in which he and his compadre DaRealFishBoy go mad yo.
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Get the Narnian Turtle mug.Enlightened former-hippies (or hippies in disguise) who love all the beauty in the world and love themselves for also being so beautiful, not to mention supercool--definitely cooler than you are. They only eat local organic food unless it has blessed by Michael Kang or somebody of similar stature amongst the Burning Man community. With the obvious exception of shaking their little white booties, Yoga is typically their only physical activity. Sometimes a few hours a week with a hula hoop is not uncommon because they picked up the habit awhile back and just love the rhythm. Their typical garb may include a leather chest guard and/or doe antlers strapped to their face. An amazing personality is a must and a substantial bank account to pay for their wardrobe and keen affinity towards the ingestion of extracurricular substances is typically standard. They used to like lame jam bands when they were younger, stupider and more innocent, but now that they have been enlightened, music of choice has to have a sick dance beat because what's better than a sweaty old dance party. Except now you don't have to worry about getting whipped in the face by wookie dreadlocks and there are actually attractive people of the opposite sex around, so of course if you're beautiful, you only want to be around other beautiful people.
There are two objects that are essential in every narnian's toolkit:
1) a crystal which they use as their sole advisor about what their life pursuit should be and always keeps the finest tour memories fresh. Like when they were peaking during that killer Simple > Fluffhead jammy at the Gorge in 97 during the most amazing sunset ever. Those evasive UFOs had done the trick again and that bubbie they snuck in was packed wish a fresh bowl pack of the headiest Bubble Gum nuggets.
2) pixie dust to keep the bad vibes and ugly people away (figuratively and literally). wanna-be Narnians sometimes confuse glitter with pixie dust, but you can't just pick up pixie dust at your local drug store. It can only be purchased at an unlisted organic grocery in two cities: Boulder and Berkeley. Unless you've been to Burning Man or know somebody whose been to Burning Man, you will never be able to find these stores, so don't even try.
A Narnian can be a noun, or can be used as an adjective to describe those who exhibit traits of a Narnian.
There are two objects that are essential in every narnian's toolkit:
1) a crystal which they use as their sole advisor about what their life pursuit should be and always keeps the finest tour memories fresh. Like when they were peaking during that killer Simple > Fluffhead jammy at the Gorge in 97 during the most amazing sunset ever. Those evasive UFOs had done the trick again and that bubbie they snuck in was packed wish a fresh bowl pack of the headiest Bubble Gum nuggets.
2) pixie dust to keep the bad vibes and ugly people away (figuratively and literally). wanna-be Narnians sometimes confuse glitter with pixie dust, but you can't just pick up pixie dust at your local drug store. It can only be purchased at an unlisted organic grocery in two cities: Boulder and Berkeley. Unless you've been to Burning Man or know somebody whose been to Burning Man, you will never be able to find these stores, so don't even try.
A Narnian can be a noun, or can be used as an adjective to describe those who exhibit traits of a Narnian.
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Nariana consists out of The Wanted member Nathan Sykes and pop star Ariana Grande. They are absolutely adorable together. Eventough they both live on different sides of the world, they always manage to spend time with each other. Cute and classy couple.
Have you heard about Nariana? They are so adorable together!
Last night, Nathan took a last minute flight to America just so he could comfort his girlfriend. Nariana is perfect
Last night, Nathan took a last minute flight to America just so he could comfort his girlfriend. Nariana is perfect
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Get the Narnian mug.Enlightened former-hippies (or hippies in disguise) who love all the beauty in the world and love themselves for also being so beautiful, not to mention supercool--definitely cooler than you are. They only eat local organic food unless it has blessed by Michael Kang or somebody of similar stature amongst the Burning Man community. With the obvious exception of boogeying down to hot tracks, Yoga is typically their only physical activity. Sometimes a few hours a week with a hula hoop is not uncommon because they picked up the habit awhile back and just love the rhythm. Their typical garb may include a leather chest guard and/or doe antlers strapped to their face. An amazing personality is a must and a substantial bank account to pay for their wardrobe and keen affinity towards the ingestion of extracurricular substances is typically standard. They used to like lame jam bands when they were younger, stupider and more innocent, but now that they have been enlightened, music of choice has to have a sick dance beat because what's better than a sweaty old dance party. Except now you don't have to worry about getting whipped in the face by wookie dreadlocks and there are actually attractive people of the opposite sex around, so of course if you're beautiful, you only want to be around other beautiful people.
There are two objects that are essential in every narnian's toolkit:
1) A crystal which they use as their sole advisor about what their life pursuit should be. It also keep keeps their finest memories fresh. Like when they were peaking during that killer Simple > Fluffhead jam at the Gorge in 97 during the most amazing sunset ever. Those devilish UFOs had done the trick once again and that bubbie they had just sparked, which they skillfully snuck in was packed wish a fresh bowl pack of the headiest Bubble Gum nuggets.
2) Pixie dust to keep the bad vibes and ugly people away (figuratively and literally). Wannabe Narnians sometimes confuse glitter with pixie dust, but a true Narnian knows you can't just pick up pixie dust at your local drug store. It can only be purchased at a special unlisted organic grocery that has only two locations: one in Boulder and the other in Berkeley. Unless you've been to Burning Man or know somebody whose been there, you will never be able to find these stores, so don't even try.
A Narnian can be a noun, or can be used as an adjective to describe those who exhibit traits of a Narnian.
There are two objects that are essential in every narnian's toolkit:
1) A crystal which they use as their sole advisor about what their life pursuit should be. It also keep keeps their finest memories fresh. Like when they were peaking during that killer Simple > Fluffhead jam at the Gorge in 97 during the most amazing sunset ever. Those devilish UFOs had done the trick once again and that bubbie they had just sparked, which they skillfully snuck in was packed wish a fresh bowl pack of the headiest Bubble Gum nuggets.
2) Pixie dust to keep the bad vibes and ugly people away (figuratively and literally). Wannabe Narnians sometimes confuse glitter with pixie dust, but a true Narnian knows you can't just pick up pixie dust at your local drug store. It can only be purchased at a special unlisted organic grocery that has only two locations: one in Boulder and the other in Berkeley. Unless you've been to Burning Man or know somebody whose been there, you will never be able to find these stores, so don't even try.
A Narnian can be a noun, or can be used as an adjective to describe those who exhibit traits of a Narnian.
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