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similar to trickster A black-ass, trick-ass nigga who is soooo dark that he or she shines and looks purple (not hard purple but barney purple). This delinquent (Generally named Latrell, Douglas, Brandyn, Keyshawn, or Mordecai) is always causing trouble or arousing some form of suspicion, especially from white people. Napster acts of nonsense include:

-Hittin' up the dollar menu at McDonald's three times a day.

-Spending all day at a KFC to distract fellow brothers (who work there) from their duties while scoring free biscuits.

-Walkin' into a Friendly Food Mart to purchase Funions and loose cigarettes at least three times a day.

-Startin' fights over a pair of shoes (generally nikes, jordans, or ice creams).

-Stealin' FREE samples from a Costco or Sam's.

-Startin' beefs over territory-mainly who has control of the local KFC(s).

-Startin' fights over who has a nappier afro.

-Stealin' your TV.

-Dancing in public and being boisterous.

-Drivin' around in a beat up ghetto cruiser (typically a shitty old buick, oldsmobile, or cadillac).

-Bumpin' shitty rap music (usually lil jon, chamillionaire, TI, yung joc, snoop, or ray cash) from 12 AM until 4 AM

-Writin' rap music instead of doing their homework and then complaining when they don't get into college and have to wash cars or sweep the floors at McDonald's for the rest of their lives.

-Beggin' for change on the street instead of just gettin' a damn job.

-Wearin' baggy-ass jeans, Big-ass t-shirts, and du-rags like they are tough so they can cover up the fact that they are soft.

-Blowin' their weekly paycheck, pending that they work, the day that they receive it on bling bling and burr.

-Flappin' their big, bubba lips in the wind.

-Playin' halo or supersmash brothers until 5 AM and then going to sleep until 6 in the afternoon.

-Skippin' school to play halo all day.

-Lyin' around and doin' nothin' productive wit society.

-Hidin' in a basement when their city takes on 20 feet of water.

-sniggin' about or actin' a foo 24 hours a day.

-Thinkin' they are the best dancers.

-Thinkin' they are the shit.

-Bein' a nugga.

-pickin' bugs outta each others afros.

-And, finally, complainin' about Bush winnin' the election even though they was too lazy to get out and vote.
That stupid-ass napster ate all the chicken
by Big Snigger August 7, 2006
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I think I saw that missing napster pictured on the milk carton down near the playground yesterday.
by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011
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Part of the "Let's hate Metallica" tren, in which case people were furious to have to spend another 10 minutes downloading a new free illegal file sharing program.
Napster's gone...amazingly my life feels no different.
by get over it cock May 26, 2003
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Formerly the name for the internet's premier file-sharing program. Now means to take a small nap where you don't actually usually fall asleep.
Dude, I'm wasted! I'm going for a napster.
by Rob Spendley May 29, 2004
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"Sorry you are not a resident of the USA, therefore you cannot benefit from the great services Napster can give" - The message I got after waiting 2 fucking hours trying to download this shit
by Ross May 8, 2004
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represents any peer-to-peer network or client. in homage to the deceased Napster client, that died a horrible death to stupid ass copyright issues.

examples include Kazaa, Gnutella, etc.; but nothing really compares to the selection that used to be available on the fabled Napster network.
I am missing two tracks from this album! time to fire up Napster!

I really wish I had more porn. Time for Napster.
by Warren Baker November 12, 2002
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The Greatest Peer-to-Peer file sharing program in the history of mankind. Music was being shared by individuals on a scale never seen before and probably never will be seen again.
After Napster, lots of other programs tried to fill its gap: Audiogalaxy, Kazaa, Morpheus, Winmx.. but all of them together could not fill 1/4 of Napster's shoes.
by Der Napzt April 16, 2003
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