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Napoleon Bonaparte

by LuarZelaznog October 9, 2023
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The sexual act of standing on one's knees to imitate a man of small stature, then ejaculating on the nose of one's sexual partner, much like Napoleon's forces did to the sphinx in Egypt.
Dude, I so Napoleon Bonaparted that bitch, she sneezed for like two hours straight.
by MeatPie April 22, 2008
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Napoleon Bonaparte

The process by which you wrap your dick up in a crepe. You then ram it into your girls asshole until you are ready for the money shot. You pull out and then have her finish you off. For proper completion she must eat the entire crepe.
My girlfriend like relaxing on a Friday night while I give her a Napoleon Bonaparte.
by Honeybadger66 January 9, 2012
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Napoleon Bonaparte

French midget who has some MASSIVE male camel toe in every portrait that has been painted of him.
"Napoleon Bonaparte wore his pants up to his fucking armpits, creating some terrible male camel toe. His balls must have been in constant pain. No wonder he was such a douchebag.
by yousuckpenis January 14, 2010
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The only reason this guy took over all of Europe and be French at the same time was because he was short. It took all of his normal height to counteract the French brand of cowardice.
Hey look at the short person.
Shutup, you retard. I'ma goanna take over the world like my brother Napoleon Bonaparte did. Short people for the win!
by Vanish29 March 12, 2008
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Napolean Bonerpart

The act of giving a chick the beef-steak while your hand is tucked neatly in your shirt or vest.
Last week I took this girl out, we had some wine and a meal, then I took her back to my place and gave her the old Napolean Bonerpart. You should have been there, it was classy.
by brad1368 September 1, 2010
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The Napolean Bonaparte

having sex with a person and then urinate on their clothing then throw them outside
he so pulled The Napolean Bonaparte while she cooked naked for him
by Robo Zombie July 7, 2011
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