Like nailing jello to a cat.

The ultimate in complexity and difficulty. This is a combination of two other analogies:

- Like herding cats
- Like nailing jello to a tree

"Getting the House of Representatives to agree on a topic is like nailing jello to a cat."

by Brett Mello May 8, 2007

like nailing jello to a tree

It is said that nailing jello to a tree is impossible, therefor something that is like 'nailing jello to a tree' is something you just can't do.

Convincing that popular hunk of spunk to take me to the prom would be like nailing jello to a tree.

by Carsa Ikk July 17, 2006

Naisian

1. In a retarted way, a nub/ninja, and aisian combined;formed together to make one
2.With a sense of nincomepoop all in one person or being
3.A fool who doesn't know what the crap they're talking about
4.Some frickin' idiot that you just want to drop kick
5.A creep;stalker;or hated creep that a person strongly dislikes
6.Everyone and/or anyone

Dude that guy is a fool..what a Naisian!

by frickin awesome September 21, 2011

nisini

Nisini is playful, sometimes silly and is always there for her friends. She's sometimes lazy, but when she's active, she could run forever!

Nisini is full of energy today!
"She's doing a Nisini."

by Deathlyhallows3 April 19, 2018

Boot-Nailing

The Simple Act of Filling a Large Long Leather Boot with Nails, Placing it in a Busy Street, and then Waiting for a Car to Run it Over.

"Wanna go boot-nailing after school, Paul?"
"Sure Carl! I love boot-nailing!"

"Oh man, some one boot-nailed my car again, Jane."
"Again Jon, that's the third time this week."

"Let's Boot-nail, Mr.Ferguson."
"Boot-nail? What's that?"

by LexustheLeaf March 26, 2023

nassin

a brand of Noodles in a Cup.

" man, these fuckin Nassin noodles are damn good "

by noodlemansam July 2, 2006

naidin

Naidin means being perfect. Naidin is literally the best girl on the face of the earth. She brings such joy and light to life it's amazing. She treats people so sweetly like everyone is her own. She has soft hands and soft hair, a cute little nose, a really sexy body, and her body warmth makes you feel amazing. Everyone loves her (even if she doesn't believe it), and damn she's so gorgeous (even if she doesn't believe that either but she really should). Even on bad days she manages to bring out the best in everyone and see some of the inspiring light in her. I love her so very much, so so so very much. I hope she's at her best and has even possibly improved for herself. Naidin is so smart, she pushes herself (sometimes too much stop pls) but it works out usually and ends up just improving in the long run. She is kind and helps so many people, she is such a perfect individual ohmygoodness.... <3 <3 <3

I wish i could find myself a Naidin

by Jinsgirl March 27, 2019