NPM, NO POOP MATTER is a parody "com" group of NLM,NO LIVES MATTER that vandilizies property and terrorizes people with poop
Created by Kore (poopsec)
Created by Kore (poopsec)
by eqwplvcwqlqw September 30, 2025
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An euphemism when you want to remind yourself that something that isn't in your part of world doesn't affect you.
An euphemism when you want to remind yourself that something that isn't in your part of world doesn't affect you.
News anchor: Gun control is a hot topic in the united states.
Me (a random dude in India): NCM;NPM. We have gun laws here in India. We're good.
Me (a random dude in India): NCM;NPM. We have gun laws here in India. We're good.
by Jakradum June 23, 2018
Get the NCM;NPM mug.An acronym that stands for "no problem, my pleasure".
Particularly useful in situations where someone thanks you profusely for something and you genuinely didn't mind doing whatever it was for them.
The use of the acronym allows you to express your feelings in a nonchalant manner so you don't seem too eager-to-please.
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Particularly useful in situations where someone thanks you profusely for something and you genuinely didn't mind doing whatever it was for them.
The use of the acronym allows you to express your feelings in a nonchalant manner so you don't seem too eager-to-please.
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(Example Text Message Conversation)
Girl: "Thanks again for helping me jump-start my car today! I don't know how long I would've been stuck without you!"
Boy: "npmp yo, how'd the interview go btw?"
Girl: "Well I didn't get the job... they didn't like my nose piercing.."
Boy: "Wow.. really? I'm sorry to hear that. If you wanna come over we could smoke a couple j's and grab dinner."
Girl: "That sounds awesome actually. You're like my personal hero today, lol."
Boy: "npmp, lol."
Girl: "Thanks again for helping me jump-start my car today! I don't know how long I would've been stuck without you!"
Boy: "npmp yo, how'd the interview go btw?"
Girl: "Well I didn't get the job... they didn't like my nose piercing.."
Boy: "Wow.. really? I'm sorry to hear that. If you wanna come over we could smoke a couple j's and grab dinner."
Girl: "That sounds awesome actually. You're like my personal hero today, lol."
Boy: "npmp, lol."
by squashes August 19, 2012
Get the npmp mug.It sounds like nepemegism and it cames from Bulgaria. That's a very very strange desease. Only one type of "men" have catched this awful desease. And they are the students from the National High School of Mathematics and Science. In Bulgaria we call this school NPMG and we have an exponation of it - Ne Povtaryai Moita Greshka, wich means Don't Do again My Mistake.
You're walking in the Bulgaria capital - Sofia. Especially on Bigla street, Lozenetz. And you see a guy. A guy with hard psychotical damages. He's walking thru the street like a drunk man, he's singing something like "Kashamova president", he has a beer in his hand and everybody goes away if this guy come close to him. That's a usual picture here and an example for the npmgism desease. And we have to accept it. Bad but true.
by tonto`fakanqk September 5, 2008
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by Reasonable Dad July 10, 2018
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Typically used online during an instant message conversation.
Can also be used in every day life by saying each letter.
Typically used online during an instant message conversation.
Can also be used in every day life by saying each letter.
by Jeff H. April 8, 2007
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