now watch this drive

What to say after, or sometimes before, you pwn someone or make a point.

1. You're not only a vapid, lying hypocrite, but you hate everyone who has anything resembling a conscience. You sir, DESERVE to be a moron. Now watch this drive.

2. (On an FPS server)

BlackHawkDown: Now watch this drive.

*Naruto has been fragged by BlackHawkDown*
*Johnson got served by BlackHawkDown*
*Screamer43 is now BlackHawkDown's biatch*

by Shiro July 7, 2004

now watch this drive

Something which makes no sense. People like to say it because it just makes no sense whatsoever. Much like the person who said it!

I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Now watch this drive.

by Doc Sigma June 19, 2004

Down Vote this NOW

I better get a fucking email from urban dictionary saying that this definition was NOT approved.

Down vote this NOW because I DON'T want to see a happy email from urban dictionary.

by Pieceofshit43 May 5, 2020

that was then...this is now

Used as a management speak put down for those who resist change and hark back to the good old days. After a novel of the same name by S.E.Hinton (later film starring Emilio Estevez)

Employee - "I don't see why we should do it that way, we never used to"

Manager (with obvious irritation and finality) - "I don't care, that was then...this is now!"

by johnnyandtherushtones January 21, 2011

We're in this together now

A beautiful song by Nine Inch Nails, aka, Trent Reznor, about Love, or some suspect drugs, because of his deep addictions to drugs.
Contains a refrence to 'Heroes' by David Bowie.
Very nice to listen to, with your headphones blaring.

You, and me. We're in this together now.
None of them can stop us now.
We will make it through somehow.
You, and me.
Even after everything.
You're the Queen and I'm the King.
Nothing else means anything.

by funkfunk July 21, 2006

This ends NOW

Statement uttered in a testosterone fog, in a deep voice, when the absolute maximum tolerable insult has been reached. It is a preface to the mother-of-all fights, but said by the one who is doomed to lose spectacularly. Whether it is the bully that keeps coming back, a villain that keeps getting their villainous plot foiled by a superhero, or just that you would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those meddling kids, it all ends now.

Hero: "You stink at being a bad guy"
Brute: "We'll see about that" turns and leaves
Hero: "... and you're ugly too"
Brute: *grunts* keeps walking
Hero: "... and your mom in her fursuit is pretty hawt in bed"
Brute: stops and turns "This ends NOW!" charges, dies hilariously

by spottacus May 11, 2015

hippidey hoppidy this is now my property

This is now my property

Me: look i got a new watch
my friend: hippidey hoppidy this is now my property

by HAHAnonono October 12, 2021