Noodling

When you and your bandmates start playing without the band director's consent. Usually, the band director will shout at you for noodling. Sometimes, the director will purposefully target one instrumentalist and tell them to stop playing when there is no song. Noodling is a serious offense that leads to serious consequences such as band suspension, possible expulsion from the band, and no seventh chords :(
Stop noodling or I'll shut that saxophone up myself.
by NemoMeImpuneLacessit September 16, 2018
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noodle

An individual who is limp and incapable of standing up for something or even taking responsibility for anything. Not capable of doing anything in life. Wishy-washy but much worse!
That jerk is such a noodle he came out of his dad's dick sideways and just swam in circles.
by Vegasguy73 February 27, 2017
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Noodled

Getting Noodled, the act of Noodling or to get the Noodle is when a male slut practices in the art of fornication.
1: Nick sure Noodled that girl last night
2: She got the Noodle
by Noodle Supporter February 29, 2012
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Noodle

When one drinks a small amount of alcohol (commonly a sip of four loko, but in some extreme cases this could be a sniff) and engages in wobbly activities. The drunkard must have a BMI of 12 or below, a tall and skinny frame, and a feeble skeleton. When intoxicated the body muscles collapse and the noodling begins. This could include floundering to the ground, rolling around like an infant child, and making silly comments that can be so cringing it turns you sober.
Dude I met this kid from New Mexico last night, he'd never drunk before; he was noodleing all over the place
by Floor 2.5 November 06, 2010
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Noodles

1. Guitarist of the Offspring

2. Guitarist of Gorrilaz
One is a real guy, and the other is an animated Japanese girl.
by Siberian Moo Cow June 23, 2005
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The Noodle

A popular dance among the inebriated in which the upper body gyrates limply giving the effect of a human noodle.
After passing his number to the bartender on a reciept Joe proceeded to the dance floor where he performed The Noodle mating call.

I was so drunk last night I was dancing The Noodle.
by dagnythecat January 04, 2009
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noodles

Oh my gosh, I totally lost my noodles during the math exam.
by Holly Nguyen April 24, 2007
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