Neep

A person who has a small penis and enjoys the act of frantic masturbation.

My mate's a right Neep, he won't stop playing with his tiny cock!

by Hunter April 24, 2005

Neep

verb; to complain

Stop neeping about bad sex and try something different.

by Neep-o-lot May 9, 2011

neep

Using the brunch mentality (the in-between meal for breakfast and lunch), neep is a word to describe a period of rest longer than a nap but shorter than a full-blown sleep.

"I ran to the store, dropped the kids off at school, took a neep, then made dinner".

by DMCG April 19, 2006

Neep

The deepest sleep one can have throughout the night.
Derived from nighttime and sleep combined together.

Person 1: "Dude you look extremely tired."
Person 2: "Yeah, I'm about to go get some neep."

Person 1: "What are you doing tonight when you get home?"
Person 2: "Whenever I get home, I'm grabbing a snack and going to neep!"

by Tildobaggins August 23, 2021

neep

a swede. An orange coloured root vegetable. Ate in vast amounts on the Isle of Skye

See that wee neep, it's no a turnip it's a swede.

by H. Aggis October 15, 2007

neep

A period of sleep or a nap that is more than two hours and less than five hours. Very popular with college students.

Man I neeped so long i missed my class

by shadow goddess May 13, 2012

Neep

The noise a geek makes.

That Star Trek episode was neat. Neep Neeeep

by Your mum April 16, 2005