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Mofosexual

Basically, a variation of the word homosexual or heterosexual used to describe a person that is only sexually attracted to mother fuckers.
Bobby is such a mofosexual!
by IronMielke March 15, 2010
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Myrtosexual

Myrtosexual is when people are attracted to people named myrto/mirto.Most commonly people named Muhammed are attracted to myrto/mirto
Boy 1:I started dating this girl
Boy 2:Her name is myrto right?
Boy 1:yeah, i am myrtosexual
by Yourrrlocallfriendd January 6, 2021
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Microsexual

I was going to cook him a nice dinner but it turns out he is Microsexual
by Groknik August 7, 2018
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mohosexual

Someone who wants to have sex with as many hos as possible; the mo hos the better!
INTERVIEWER: Santa, is it true that you are a mohosexual?

SANTA: Ho, ho ho!
by Sex Ed January 19, 2007
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Mascosexual

A biological male who is sexually attracted to other biological men.
I'm a man and I like a man with biologically functioning cock and balls, therefore I'm Mascosexual.
by max365 December 2, 2020
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Motosexual

A person who shows symptoms of obsessive compulsive disorder and deviant sexual behavior in relation to motorcycling. Symptoms usually persist for up to 6 months at a time (or however long the riding season lasts) but may persist indefinitely. Symptoms may include the following:
-Excessive thoughts about motorcycles, motorcycling and related material
-Disproportionate spending of income on motorcycle related items including but not limited to: new motorcycles, safety gear, performance parts, non-performance parts, race tickets, track days, premium gas, books, videos etc.
-Aimless wandering while on a motorcycle
-Losing track of time while on a motorcycle
-Physical symptoms of withdrawal during long absences of riding

In addition to these motosexuals will also forgo food and/or sex in favor of "quality time' with their motorcycle and often transcend into deviant sexual behavior including but not limited to the following:
-Sexual thoughts and behaviors involving the use of a motorcycle
-Association of motorcycle related items with sex
-Fetishes involving the use of gear such as helmets, gloves, jackets and boots
-Fetishes involving any number of fluids used in motorcycle maintenance especially those in which the fluid is a type of lubricant

Motosexuals are unique in that they are aware of their condition and even pleased by it. Despite the fact that being a motosexual may have an adverse impact on health, family life, work and social life most motosexuals do not seek treatment.
Last week Joe developed motosexual tendencies and blew off Sunday football to go to the mountains on his motorcycle.
by Mel@NCS December 7, 2007
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memosexual

1) A person who is sexually interested in only themselves.

2) A person with a vibrator and far, far too much time on their hands.
I'm not Bi, Straight, or Gay: I'm memosexual.
by Monna Sakura October 1, 2007
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