Markovic

A complete bitch. Someone who is all about popularity and power. They think they own everyone and are above everyone. Also someone who is a cake face. They only think about themselves and do whatever they have to do to get the guy they want. Also known as a markobitch

Wow she's being a complete markovic!

by Bubbles and bitches June 2, 2014

morkov

Its a vegetable in Macedonian

Lol

Dali jades morkovi
Da gi sakam

by Your Macedonian demon September 10, 2020

markovnikov's law

(see brown precipitate)
Derived from Nelson Advanced Chemistry but not relating to markovnikov's law in any way.
Mistakenly used to identify a process in which, gas is passed over a heated nickel catalyst to produce a brown precipitate.

*someone follows through*
"I just proved markovnikov's law!"

by Dominic June 4, 2004

mXrkovv

MXrkovv is the most popular guy in the social media.He has grown in the hood and knows how to fight,but he is very calm and friendly.He is not into fighting,but if someone tries to threaten him or his friends he will protect them until he can’t move.He is also very good at basketball.He is the best hooper in the neighborhood.Don't try to play against him he'll make sure you won't play basketball ever again.

Do you now mXrkovv?
Yes,of course.He is on of the most popular guys in social media.

by Millionercheto July 15, 2020

Markovitz

a cranky old bitch

that bitch is a real markovitz

by BDFWM January 25, 2018

Markov

Ah, is it the Last DreadMaster you speak of?

Markov was going to be Raptus

by Pax from JvS January 24, 2020

Markovian Parallax Denigrate

In 1996, hundreds of Usenet messages were posted containing seemingly nonsensical text. This series of spam messages is named Markovian Parallax Denigrate. Some allegations were made concerning some of the emails and antiwar activist Susan Lindauer, but it has been proven that they are spoofed emails. The messages were posted mostly along Christian Usenet boards, hinting that it could have been a big troll by someone back then, as this behavior was common among trollers. This is one of the first ever internet mysteries.

Person 1: "jitterbugging McKinley Abe break Newtonian inferring caw update Cohen air collaborate rue sportswriting rococo invocate tousle shadflower Debby Stirling pathogenesis escritoire adventitious novo ITT most chairperson Dwight Hertzog different pinpoint dunk McKinley pendant firelight Uranus episodic medicine ditty craggy flogging variac brotherhood Webb impromptu file countenance inheritance cohesion refrigerate morphine napkin inland Janeiro nameable yearbook hark"

Person 2: "Markovian Parallax Denigrate is one of the oldest internet mysteries, it's cool that you know that"

by Wiktionarious May 20, 2022