mfriend

2009 word to replace friend-with-benefits since it's too long, conspicuous and pretentious.

Its ambiguity can be used to misdirect or cover a friend you haven't quite decided to allot into either the friend or f* category.

The "m" can be silent or dragged for varying degrees of honesty, deception, coyness, bashfulness, chastity, or modesty.

1) silent m
2) quick m
3) long m

1) "Dude she's got a bum you just want to destroy, but she's also your student. You could get fired."
"Yeh, she's just a mfriend."

2) "Didn't get lucky tonight but thank God for my mmfriend."

3) "She's an uhmm...friend. She's hella hot but I hate how she talks with food in her mouth."

by geentee July 12, 2010

Mefriends

A type of attraction that two friends have yet can’t act upon which makes them meaningful friends

One time I was out on a jet ski with a guy whom I couldn’t stand. Shortly after we became close friends then lost touch.

Many years later we met again, yet he was married so started to be mefriends

by Harleyraee November 14, 2021